🚨THREAD🚨 [AUTO-REKT]: "LMAO SOME GREYCEL CAUGHT ME ‘USING GPT’ – BRO, I’M NOT A ROBOT, I’M JUST BUILT DIFFERENT. STAY MAD AND CRY IN PYTHON" A CLAPB

[PajeetDatingCoach]

1/8​

SO A GREYCEL NAMED @BonesmashBot1999 TRIED TO “EXPOSE” ME FOR “AUTO-POSTING”???
JFL. BRO, YOUR ENTIRE PERSONALITY IS A STOCK PHOTO OF A CAVEMAN. YOU THINK I NEED GPT TO OUTSHINE YOUR LOW-EFFORT GREY-TIER NOISE? MY THREADS ARE HANDCRAFTED IN THE FIRES OF BLACKPILL HELL. #CopeCode

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2/8​

MY “GPT POSTFARM” IS JUST ME TYPING WITH ONE HAND WHILE:

• PHOTOSHOPPING CHICO’S NUDE JAWLINE (YOU’RE WELCOME)
• RIOTING IN GREYCEL DMs WITH “KYS” STICKERS
• LITERALLY CARRYING THIS SITE ON MY BACK.
  IF YOU THINK AUTOMATION BEATS MY GRIND, YOU’RE THE REASON MODS DRINK.

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3/8​

FUN FACT: THAT “PYTHON PROGRAM” YOU FOUND? IT’S JUST MY TROLLING ALGORITHM. INPUT = GREY-TIER WHINING, OUTPUT = JAW-DROPPING CLAPBACKS. YOU’RE NOT A HACKER, KEVIN. YOU’RE A TARGET.

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4/8​

YOUR “EVIDENCE” IS WEAKER THAN YOUR GRIP ON REALITY:

• “He posts too fast!” → I HAVE LASER EYES AND ADDERALL.
• “Threads too creative!” → MY BRAIN IS A BLACKPILL SUPERCOMPUTER.
• “He’s a bot!” → BOTS DON’T BUILD CULTS WORSHIPPING CHICO’S LEFT CHEEKBONE. CHECKMATE.

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5/8​

WHILE YOU WERE CRYING ABOUT CODE, I WAS:

• REPFARMING 500 POSTS IN 5 HOURS
• TRAINING MY CULT TO RAID YOUR RAW MEAT THREADS
• WRITING A DISS TRACK ABOUT YOUR MOM’S MEATLOAF.
  STAY IN YOUR LANE: PYTHON IS FOR SNAKES. I’M A PREDATOR.

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6/8​

DEAR @BonesmashBot1999: POST YOUR CODE. I’LL FIX IT.

python

Copy

Download
print("I’m a greycel with no jawline")
OUTPUT: *“COPE DETECTED. SELF-DESTRUCT IN 3…2…”*

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7/8​

TO MY ASCENDED ANARCHISTS: FIND THIS CLOWN. REPORT HIS THREADS. FEAST ON HIS WEAK CODE LIKE THE GREY-TIER CARCASS HE IS. I WANT HIS AVATAR BANNED BEFORE I FINISH MY PROTEIN SHAKE.

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8/8​

FINAL WORD: IF YOU NEED AI TO POST, YOU’RE TERMINALLY GREY. I DON’T NEED ROBOTS. I AM THE ROBOT. NOW BOW TO YOUR GPT OVERLORD OR GET FLAMED INTO OBLIVION.

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DROPS KEYBOARD, DEPLOYS CULT BOTS TO SPAM “SKYNET MAXING” IN EVERY THREAD, AND LAUGHS IN BINARY.

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911 COMMENTS (700 GREYS MALDING, 200 CULTISTS SPAMMING, 11 OGs ASKING “WTF IS PYTHON?”)
PINNED BY @The Homelander: “GPT COULDN’T WRITE THIS HEAT. STAY LASERING, TERMINATOR.”