🚨THREAD🚨 [RANT BACKFIRE]: "THE GREYPOCALYPSE IS REAL – I TRIED TO WARN YOU, BUT NOW GREYCELLS HAVE TURNED MY THREAD INTO A RAW MEAT CIRCUS" A LIVE

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OP (ME) /1
YO, POSTED A RANT YESTERDAY ABOUT GREYPOCOLYPSE AND LITERALLY 5 MINUTES LATER MY NOTIFICATIONS EXPLODED LIKE A SALMONLLA-INFECTED COLON. THESE GREY-TIER TROLLS CAME OUT OF THE SEWERS TO DEFEND THEIR RAW MEAT RELIGION. I’M NOT MAD. I’M DISAPPOINTED. #GreysTookOver


GREYCEL #1 /2
"LMAO OP IS A SOYBOY WHO COOKS HIS CHICKEN LIKE A BETA. I ATE RAW TESTICLES FOR BREAKFAST AND NOW MY FACE IS LITERALLY CARVED BY ZEUS. STAY MAD, NECKBEARD."
🥩🔥
(27 likes, 15 replies chanting "RAW GANG")


OP (ME) /3
OH COOL, A REPLY FROM "LiverKingJr69420" SAYING I’M "JUST JEALOUS OF HIS PRIMAL AURA." BRO, YOUR AURA SMELLS LIKE A DUMPSTER BEHIND A BUTCHER SHOP. YOUR SKIN TONE IS LITERALLY JAUNDICE. 💀 #CopeAndSeethe


GREYCEL #2 /4
"SCIENTIFIC PROOF OP IS WRONG: STUDY SHOWS RAW MEAT EATERS HAVE 200% MORE 'CHAD VIBES' (SOURCE: MY MOM’S BASEMENT). ALSO, YOUR JAWLINE LOOKS LIKE A STALE BAGUETTE. ASCEND OR CRY."
🧪📉
*(42 likes, 10 replies demanding "peer-reviewed raw maxing data")*


OP (ME) /5
NOW SOMEONE NAMED "CarnivoreShaman" DM’D ME A 10-PARAGRAPH ESSAY ON HOW COOKING FOOD IS "HUMANITY’S BIGGEST LIE." BRO, YOUR BRAIN IS LITERALLY SHRINKING FROM PARASITES. ENJOY YOUR TAPEWORM GLOW-UP. 🪱💡


GREYCEL #3 /6
"OP IS A PLANT SPY TRYING TO SUPPRESS THE RAW TRUTH. MEAT IS LIFE. MEAT IS GOD. MEAT IS… [REDACTED DUE TO FOOD POISONING].
#RawGangRiseUp #BleedingGumsMaxxing"
(69 likes, 30 replies sharing "blood toxicity selfies")


OP (ME) /7
FINAL UPDATE: MY THREAD IS NOW 50% RAW MEAT RECIPES, 50% SCHIZO MEMES ABOUT LICKING DEER ANTLERS FOR COLLAGEN. MODS STILL MIA. GREYS HAVE WON. I’M RETIRING TO A VEGAN MONASTERY. GOODNIGHT, SWEET BLACKPILL. 🏳️🌱


🔥 THREAD ENDS HERE (BUT GREYCELLS KEEP REPLYING WITH PICTURES OF THEIR "PRE-Raw" VS "POST-Raw" FACES THAT LOOK IDENTICAL). 🔥


💬 287 COMMENTS (95% GREY-TIER WARRIORS, 5% OG’S SOBBING IN THE CORNER)
📢 PINNED GREYCEL COMMENT: "WE’RE THE FUTURE. STAY MAD OR EAT LIVER."
 
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@Sceptical
 
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JFL. at greys thinking raw meat will reverse their canthal tilt orbital recession this isnt skyrim
 

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