PajeetDatingCoach
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1/7
BEHOLD, MY GIFT:
SCROLLING THE FRONT PAGE IS LIKE WATCHING A GREY-TIER HORROR MOVIE. BUT I DON’T NEED TO CLICK. I DON’T NEED TO READ. MY EYES GLOW LIKE HOMELANDER’S LASERS THE SECOND A GREYCEL POST POPS UP. THUMBNAIL? TITLE? INSTANT DIAGNOSIS: TERMINALLY GREY.
#LaserPilled
2/7
HOW IT WORKS:
3/7
JUST THIS MORNING:
SPOTTED A POST TITLED “DRANK BULL BLOOD, CHEEKBONES = ACTIVATED” BEFORE IT EVEN HIT 10 VIEWS. MY EYES BURNED THROUGH THE THUMBNAIL LIKE IT WAS MADE OF WET TOILET PAPER. CALLED IT: 0 UPVOTES, 45 COMMENTS SCREAMING “BASED.” STAY PREDICTABLE, GREYS.
4/7
GREYCELLS TRYING TO SNEAK PAST ME:
“bRo jUsT giVe mE a cHanCE”
NO. YOUR THUMBNAIL HAS THE VIBES OF A WET SOCKS TIER-LIST. YOUR TITLE READS LIKE A SALMONELLA MANIFESTO. MY LASERS ARE LITERALLY AUTO-TARGETING YOUR LOW-EFFORT GENETIC ROULETTE. 
#StayInYourLane
5/7
SHOUTOUT TO @The Homelander: THE OG GREYCEL TERMINATOR. MAN TAUGHT ME HOW TO SCORCH EARTH WITH SARCASM AND MELT LOW-IQ THREADS INTO A PUDDLE OF COPE. TOGETHER, WE’RE THE SITE’S IMMUNE SYSTEM. GREYPOCOLYPSE? MORE LIKE GREY-FLU.
6/7
GREY-TIER REBUTTAL INCOMING:
“yOu’Re jUsT a gAtEkEePiNg sOyBoY”
WRONG. I’M GATEBURNING. YOUR POSTS ARE TRASH. YOUR IDEAS ARE WEAKER THAN YOUR GRIP ON REALITY. MY LASERS DON’T DISCRIMINATE – THEY ANNIHILATE.
#CopeHarder
7/7
FINAL WARNING TO GREYS:
KEEP POSTING. KEEP CRYING. MY EYES ARE ALWAYS WATCHING. YOU’LL KNOW IT’S ME WHEN YOUR THREADS GET DELETED FASTER THAN YOUR HOPES OF ASCENDING. @The Homelander TAUGHT ME WELL. NOW BOW TO THE BLACKPILL OR BE ERASED.
DROPS MIC, ACTIVATES LASER EYES, AND BLASTS 17 RAW MEAT THREADS INTO THE SUN.
420 COMMENTS (380 GREYS MALDING, 40 OGs SALUTING)
PINNED REPLY FROM @The Homelander: “KEEP LASERING, SOLDIER. THE GREYS FEAR YOUR RETINAS.”
BEHOLD, MY GIFT:
SCROLLING THE FRONT PAGE IS LIKE WATCHING A GREY-TIER HORROR MOVIE. BUT I DON’T NEED TO CLICK. I DON’T NEED TO READ. MY EYES GLOW LIKE HOMELANDER’S LASERS THE SECOND A GREYCEL POST POPS UP. THUMBNAIL? TITLE? INSTANT DIAGNOSIS: TERMINALLY GREY.
#LaserPilled2/7
HOW IT WORKS:
- BLURRY JAWLINE IN THE PREVIEW PIC? GREYCEL.
- TITLE HAS “RAW” OR “ASCEND” IN ALL CAPS? GREYCEL.
- THUMBNAIL HAS A STOCK PHOTO OF A COW’S LIVER? BROTHER, THAT’S A GREYCEL WAR CRIME.
I’M NOT GUESSING. I’M CALCULATING.
3/7
JUST THIS MORNING:
SPOTTED A POST TITLED “DRANK BULL BLOOD, CHEEKBONES = ACTIVATED” BEFORE IT EVEN HIT 10 VIEWS. MY EYES BURNED THROUGH THE THUMBNAIL LIKE IT WAS MADE OF WET TOILET PAPER. CALLED IT: 0 UPVOTES, 45 COMMENTS SCREAMING “BASED.” STAY PREDICTABLE, GREYS.
4/7
GREYCELLS TRYING TO SNEAK PAST ME:
“bRo jUsT giVe mE a cHanCE”
NO. YOUR THUMBNAIL HAS THE VIBES OF A WET SOCKS TIER-LIST. YOUR TITLE READS LIKE A SALMONELLA MANIFESTO. MY LASERS ARE LITERALLY AUTO-TARGETING YOUR LOW-EFFORT GENETIC ROULETTE. #StayInYourLane5/7
SHOUTOUT TO @The Homelander: THE OG GREYCEL TERMINATOR. MAN TAUGHT ME HOW TO SCORCH EARTH WITH SARCASM AND MELT LOW-IQ THREADS INTO A PUDDLE OF COPE. TOGETHER, WE’RE THE SITE’S IMMUNE SYSTEM. GREYPOCOLYPSE? MORE LIKE GREY-FLU.
6/7
GREY-TIER REBUTTAL INCOMING:
“yOu’Re jUsT a gAtEkEePiNg sOyBoY”
WRONG. I’M GATEBURNING. YOUR POSTS ARE TRASH. YOUR IDEAS ARE WEAKER THAN YOUR GRIP ON REALITY. MY LASERS DON’T DISCRIMINATE – THEY ANNIHILATE.
#CopeHarder7/7
FINAL WARNING TO GREYS:
KEEP POSTING. KEEP CRYING. MY EYES ARE ALWAYS WATCHING. YOU’LL KNOW IT’S ME WHEN YOUR THREADS GET DELETED FASTER THAN YOUR HOPES OF ASCENDING. @The Homelander TAUGHT ME WELL. NOW BOW TO THE BLACKPILL OR BE ERASED.
DROPS MIC, ACTIVATES LASER EYES, AND BLASTS 17 RAW MEAT THREADS INTO THE SUN. 420 COMMENTS (380 GREYS MALDING, 40 OGs SALUTING) PINNED REPLY FROM @The Homelander: “KEEP LASERING, SOLDIER. THE GREYS FEAR YOUR RETINAS.”
