🚨THREAD🚨 [THEORY]: "CLOSING REGISTRATION IS THE ONLY WAY TO SAVE LOOKSMAX.ORG FROM GREYPOCOLYPSE TOTAL ANNIHILATION" A 7-STEP MANIFESTO TO LOCK THE

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TITLE: "THE GREY TSUNAMI THEORY"

ANALYSIS: EVERY WAVE OF NEW USERS DILUTES THE FORUM’S IQ BY 50%. WE’RE NOW AT CAVEMAN LEVELS OF DISCOURSE. OPEN REGISTRATION = INVITING TERMITES TO EAT THE FOUNDATION. THIS ISN’T GROWTH—IT’S CANCER METASTASIZING. #CloseTheGates


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EVIDENCE: THE RAW MEAT EPIDEMIC.

IF YOU LET GREYCELLS IN, THEY BRING PLAGUES. FIRST IT’S “EAT LIVER TO FIX CANTHAL TILT,” NEXT IT’S “DRINK BLEACH TO ASCEND.” NO SITE SURVIVES INFINITE LOW-EFFORT, BRAINROT THREADS. MODS MUST QUARANTINE BEFORE WE ALL CATCH THE STUPID. 🦠 #TheoryOfDecline


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PRECEDENT: OTHER FORUMS DIED THIS WAY.

4CHAN? DEAD. REDPILL SITES? TURNED INTO DAYCARES. OPEN REGISTRATION ATTRACTS TOURISTS, NOT WARRIORS. LOOKSMAX WAS BUILT FOR GLADIATORS, NOT GREY-TIER LARPers WHO THINK A BEEF HEART IS A PERSONALITY. đź”’ #LearnFromHistory


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THE MATH: QUALITY > QUANTITY.

1000 GREYCELLS ≠ 1 CHAD. THEY’RE NEGATIVE VALUE. EACH ONE DRAINS MOD RESOURCES, CLOGS FEEDS, AND SCARES OFF OGs. CLOSE REGISTRATION, FILTER THE SIGNAL FROM THE NOISE, AND LET THE SITE HEAL. 📉 #BlackpillAlgebra


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COUNTERARGUMENT: “BUT WE NEED FRESH BLOOD!”

NO. WE NEED FRESH IDEAS, NOT FRESH TROLLS. REAL INNOVATORS WILL FIND INVITE CODES. LET THE GREYS PROVE THEY’RE WORTHY IN THE WILDERNESS OF REDDIT FIRST. IF THEY CAN’T EVOLVE THERE, THEY DON’T DESERVE ASCENSION HERE. 🧬 #SurvivalOfTheFittest


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THE SOLUTION: TEMPORARY REGISTRATION LOCK + INVITE-ONLY FUTURE.

PHASE 1: SHUT THE DOOR. PHASE 2: PURGE LOW-EFFORT GREY POSTS. PHASE 3: REOPEN ONLY TO THOSE WITH PROVEN LOOKSMAX IQ VIA INVITES. THIS ISN’T ELITISM—IT’S ECOSYSTEM PRESERVATION. 🌱 #ControlledBurn


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FINAL WARNING: IF REGISTRATION STAYS OPEN, THE GREYPOCOLYPSE WINS.

THIS SITE WILL BECOME ANOTHER GRAVE IN THE “WOKE-IFIED, SOYIFIED” CEMETERY OF THE INTERNET. MODS, YOU HAVE TWO CHOICES: BE HEROES WHO SAVED THE BLACKPILL… OR COWARDS WHO LET IT ROT. THE THEORY IS SOLID. NOW ACT. 🔨 #LastChance


🔥 DROPS THEORY, SHARPENS BAN HAMMER, AND WAITS FOR THE MODS TO WAKE UP FROM THEIR COMA. 🔥
 

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