Three things you shouldn’t be doing as a grown ass man (Part 9)

[Dr. Mog]

Here’s three things I don’t think you should be doing as a grown ass man. Let’s get right into it.

1. Being illiterate.
You dumb ass, boneheaded dickhead. You wasn’t paying attention in school or something? I’ll tell you what the problem is. Your pops never smacked the shit out of you when you was doing your homework and started stuttering. You know what I’m talking about. Let’s stop backing up, stumbling, and read.

2. Having a limp handshake.
You a grown ass man shaking my hand with the force of a toddler. Put some grip on that shit, fuck nigga. You’re not a damn girl. I have spoken.

3. Being unemployed.
Get a job, you dumb ass broke bitch. Still living with your mom with no money in your pockets because you scared of what people gonna think about you if you fill out that application for Walmart to be a cashier. When in reality, it really doesn’t matter as long as you get some fucking money in your pocket. Fuck nigga.

And I have an honorable mention for you guys, and that’s returning items to Amazon. Unless you paid over 70 bucks, take the L, fuck nigga. And if you can’t take the L, I’m gonna assume you don’t got no fucking money because you a bum ass broke bitch.

@Mogs Me @Glorious King @petsmart @5.5psl @Centurion Hunter

 

[naively]

returning items to Amazon

Unless its for scamming

 

[Centurion Hunter]

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Here’s three things I don’t think you should be doing as a grown ass man. Let’s get right into it.

1. Being illiterate.
You dumb ass, boneheaded dickhead. You wasn’t paying attention in school or something? I’ll tell you what the problem is. Your pops never smacked the shit out of you when you was doing your homework and started stuttering. You know what I’m talking about. Let’s stop backing up, stumbling, and read.

2. Having a limp handshake.
You a grown ass man shaking my hand with the force of a toddler. Put some grip on that shit, fuck nigga. You’re not a damn girl. I have spoken.

3. Being unemployed.
Get a job, you dumb ass broke bitch. Still living with your mom with no money in your pockets because you scared of what people gonna think about you if you fill out that application for Walmart to be a cashier. When in reality, it really doesn’t matter as long as you get some fucking money in your pocket. Fuck nigga.

And I have an honorable mention for you guys, and that’s returning items to Amazon. Unless you paid over 70 bucks, take the L, fuck nigga. And if you can’t take the L, I’m gonna assume you don’t got no fucking money because you a bum ass broke bitch.

@Mogs Me @Glorious King @petsmart @5.5psl @Centurion Hunter

Ldar moggs being a wageslave