BigJimsWornOutTires
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Needing a way to encourage people to purchase these two products, they had to make something happen. Working alongside weather modifiers, they created a low-pressure system. Ah, yes, this will do it.
Pushing misinformation and ordering their press to scare the living shit out of two hundred million Americans, they created panic. They told America an apocalyptic “Day After Tomorrow” winter storm is coming to explode trees and kill people. The press informed their viewers to buy bread and milk as their defense against this world destroyer.
Bread and Milk Alert: Winter Weather is on its Way!
At the first hint of winter weather, Southerners are notorious for rushing to the store to stock up on bread and milk. Will it be a five loaves, two-gallon storm? Or more of a single-loaf, half-gallon flurry? While we can laugh at our snow/milk obsession, we are serious about ensuring your...
And you know what happened next?
The war against the population has resumed.