Throwback to the most awkward interaction I had with a foid

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Alright so I'm in math minding my own business and I get up to grab a pencil. The pathway to the pencil station is narrow so if two people are going/leaving at the same time they are gonna bump into each other. BTW it was the first day of class so I didn't know many people there. As I'm returning to my seat a foid with the biggest tits ever is trying to go to get a pencil as well. We had to bump into each other cause there wasn't enough space but first we just stand there awkwardly for a few second while I'm staring at her tits. I start to get hard as fuck but she doesn't notice cause I was wearing black jeans. I'm not kidding my dick rubbed against her thigh while we were squeezing through the pathway and to this day I don't know if she knew or not. She could have easily reported me but she didn't and I mostly avoided her for the entire semester. And for the rest of the semester math was awkward as hell until I finally asked my counselor if I could switch. I probably have more awkward stories but yeah

I have a pic of her but I don't know if i can send it here
 
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I grabbed a girl's boobs when playing touch football and once accidentally stuck my hand into a girl's mouth while walking (no idea how)
 
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Alright so I'm in math minding my own business and I get up to grab a pencil. The pathway to the pencil station is narrow so if two people are going/leaving at the same time they are gonna bump into each other. BTW it was the first day of class so I didn't know many people there. As I'm returning to my seat a foid with the biggest tits ever is trying to go to get a pencil as well. We had to bump into each other cause there wasn't enough space but first we just stand there awkwardly for a few second while I'm staring at her tits. I start to get hard as fuck but she doesn't notice cause I was wearing black jeans. I'm not kidding my dick rubbed against her thigh while we were squeezing through the pathway and to this day I don't know if she knew or not. She could have easily reported me but she didn't and I mostly avoided her for the entire semester. And for the rest of the semester math was awkward as hell until I finally asked my counselor if I could switch. I probably have more awkward stories but yeah

I have a pic of her but I don't know if i can send it here
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I grabbed a girl's boobs when playing touch football and once accidentally stuck my hand into a girl's mouth while walking (no idea how)
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i signed chicks tits on school camp during first few weeks at a school how autistic can you be nigger
 
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How did they let you
they all thought i was cute, i KO'ed a kid in front of half the year so i went from cutsy autist to angry autist in most of their eyes
 
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they all thought i was cute, i KO'ed a kid in front of half the year so i went from cutsy autist to angry autist in most of their eyes
Way to go bhai. How do they think of you these days?
 
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Way to go bhai. How do they think of you these days?
the only person i speak to from that high school still is one of the chicks tits i signed. KOing that kid got me uninvited from my first party where i would of got with someone as well:feelswhy: that's what i get for being autistic with bad parents
 
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the only person i speak to from that high school still is one of the chicks tits i signed. KOing that kid got me uninvited from my first party where i would of got with someone as well:feelswhy: that's what i get for being autistic with bad parents
Don't worry bhai you aren't alone. I could have gotten with a girl in 8th grade but I fumbled. She straight up asked me for my number but my middle school ass couldn't speak to women so I just ignored her. She was only MTB anyways but it still brings me memories
 
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Don't worry bhai you aren't alone. I could have gotten with a girl in 8th grade but I fumbled. She straight up asked me for my number but my middle school ass couldn't speak to women so I just ignored her. She was only MTB anyways but it still brings me memories
I could speak to woman easily just never engage in romance cuz my autist ass is to was to dumb to pick up on it most of the time
 
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Alright so I'm in math minding my own business and I get up to grab a pencil. The pathway to the pencil station is narrow so if two people are going/leaving at the same time they are gonna bump into each other. BTW it was the first day of class so I didn't know many people there. As I'm returning to my seat a foid with the biggest tits ever is trying to go to get a pencil as well. We had to bump into each other cause there wasn't enough space but first we just stand there awkwardly for a few second while I'm staring at her tits. I start to get hard as fuck but she doesn't notice cause I was wearing black jeans. I'm not kidding my dick rubbed against her thigh while we were squeezing through the pathway and to this day I don't know if she knew or not. She could have easily reported me but she didn't and I mostly avoided her for the entire semester. And for the rest of the semester math was awkward as hell until I finally asked my counselor if I could switch. I probably have more awkward stories but yeah

I have a pic of her but I don't know if i can send it here
Send me a pic of her in pm
 
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