Throwback to when I nearly fucked my friends mum

[romanstock]

So like when I was around 17 once I helped them fix their computer and she put her hand on my forearm when saying thanks. MY friend was right there but that couldve just been construed as more a warm motherly gesture. Then another time my friend was in the shower and she was showing me photos sitting right next to me, and when my friend came out he said 'get a room you two' and i quipped back 'we are in a room'. She didn't say anything. I think she wanted to fuck me. She was single, your usual 50 yr old looking woman, not hideous but not great.

So when I was 18 I was on 7th day of no fap and after a shower I was sitting down on the towel stroking my cock and got the biggest boner i've ever had thinking about fucking her. So i hatched a plan to fuck her. It was near xmas so I bought my friend some beer as a present and when I knew he was at work I drove to her house using the present as my excuse to visit and come in... and of course she had her fucking mum (his grandman) over ugh. After that I couldn't think of another excuse and I just fapped and got over it. Could've lost my virginity to a mum.

 

[shessonice]

Cool dream.

 

[Starborn]

So like when I was around 17 once I helped them fix their computer and she put her hand on my forearm when saying thanks. MY friend was right there but that couldve just been construed as more a warm motherly gesture. Then another time my friend was in the shower and she was showing me photos sitting right next to me, and when my friend came out he said 'get a room you two' and i quipped back 'we are in a room'. She didn't say anything. I think she wanted to fuck me. She was single, your usual 50 yr old looking woman, not hideous but not great.

So when I was 18 I was on 7th day of no fap and after a shower I was sitting down on the towel stroking my cock and got the biggest boner i've ever had thinking about fucking her. So i hatched a plan to fuck her. It was near xmas so I bought my friend some beer as a present and when I knew he was at work I drove to her house using the present as my excuse to visit and come in... and of course she had her fucking mum (his grandman) over ugh. After that I couldn't think of another excuse and I just fapped and got over it. Could've lost my virginity to a mum.

 

[greycellbrill]

Cool dream.

tales from the covenant

 

[Idk❤️]

So like when I was around 17 once I helped them fix their computer and she put her hand on my forearm when saying thanks. MY friend was right there but that couldve just been construed as more a warm motherly gesture. Then another time my friend was in the shower and she was showing me photos sitting right next to me, and when my friend came out he said 'get a room you two' and i quipped back 'we are in a room'. She didn't say anything. I think she wanted to fuck me. She was single, your usual 50 yr old looking woman, not hideous but not great.

So when I was 18 I was on 7th day of no fap and after a shower I was sitting down on the towel stroking my cock and got the biggest boner i've ever had thinking about fucking her. So i hatched a plan to fuck her. It was near xmas so I bought my friend some beer as a present and when I knew he was at work I drove to her house using the present as my excuse to visit and come in... and of course she had her fucking mum (his grandman) over ugh. After that I couldn't think of another excuse and I just fapped and got over it. Could've lost my virginity to a mum.

Nice bro. You got some good tales

 

[shessonice]

tales from the covenant

this is genuinely some shit dale would fantasize about on his streams

 

[greycellbrill]

this is genuinely some shit dale would fantasize about on his streamsadd in the peanut butter complexion and its one of his tales for sure

add in the peanut butter complexion and its one of his tales for sure

 

[Mayosub3]

So like when I was around 17 once I helped them fix their computer and she put her hand on my forearm when saying thanks. MY friend was right there but that couldve just been construed as more a warm motherly gesture. Then another time my friend was in the shower and she was showing me photos sitting right next to me, and when my friend came out he said 'get a room you two' and i quipped back 'we are in a room'. She didn't say anything. I think she wanted to fuck me. She was single, your usual 50 yr old looking woman, not hideous but not great.

So when I was 18 I was on 7th day of no fap and after a shower I was sitting down on the towel stroking my cock and got the biggest boner i've ever had thinking about fucking her. So i hatched a plan to fuck her. It was near xmas so I bought my friend some beer as a present and when I knew he was at work I drove to her house using the present as my excuse to visit and come in... and of course she had her fucking mum (his grandman) over ugh. After that I couldn't think of another excuse and I just fapped and got over it. Could've lost my virginity to a mum.

Should've fucked his grandma instead

 

[emogymmaxx]

 

[ewri]

Tales from the basement

 

[FiendFiend]

So like when I was around 17 once I helped them fix their computer and she put her hand on my forearm when saying thanks. MY friend was right there but that couldve just been construed as more a warm motherly gesture. Then another time my friend was in the shower and she was showing me photos sitting right next to me, and when my friend came out he said 'get a room you two' and i quipped back 'we are in a room'. She didn't say anything. I think she wanted to fuck me. She was single, your usual 50 yr old looking woman, not hideous but not great.

So when I was 18 I was on 7th day of no fap and after a shower I was sitting down on the towel stroking my cock and got the biggest boner i've ever had thinking about fucking her. So i hatched a plan to fuck her. It was near xmas so I bought my friend some beer as a present and when I knew he was at work I drove to her house using the present as my excuse to visit and come in... and of course she had her fucking mum (his grandman) over ugh. After that I couldn't think of another excuse and I just fapped and got over it. Could've lost my virginity to a mum.

my friends mom was touching up on me and hugging me super hard and doing the most when i came over and said she found my smile cute it was so cringe and i felt so bad for my friend u niggas r actual demons bro u niggas arent real friends

 

[romanstock]

my friends mom was touching up on me and hugging me super hard and doing the most when i came over and said she found my smile cute it was so cringe and i felt so bad for my friend u niggas r actual demons bro u niggas arent real friends

He ditched me as soon as he got a gf, I was the one always putting in the effort to the friendship so I wouldn't have felt bad at all about fucking his mum, would be justice imo.

 

[nsk4ll]

So like when I was around 17 once I helped them fix their computer and she put her hand on my forearm when saying thanks. MY friend was right there but that couldve just been construed as more a warm motherly gesture. Then another time my friend was in the shower and she was showing me photos sitting right next to me, and when my friend came out he said 'get a room you two' and i quipped back 'we are in a room'. She didn't say anything. I think she wanted to fuck me. She was single, your usual 50 yr old looking woman, not hideous but not great.

So when I was 18 I was on 7th day of no fap and after a shower I was sitting down on the towel stroking my cock and got the biggest boner i've ever had thinking about fucking her. So i hatched a plan to fuck her. It was near xmas so I bought my friend some beer as a present and when I knew he was at work I drove to her house using the present as my excuse to visit and come in... and of course she had her fucking mum (his grandman) over ugh. After that I couldn't think of another excuse and I just fapped and got over it. Could've lost my virginity to a mum.

tales from the basement

 

[FiendFiend]

He ditched me as soon as he got a gf, I was the one always putting in the effort to the friendship so I wouldn't have felt bad at all about fucking his mum, would be justice imo.

ok then yeah nah u should fuck her bro.

 

[Netanyahu]