Thubmpulling guide

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Nah, fuck thumbpulling, I will teach you better ways to ascend :ogre:

Step 1
Unfollow Oscar Patel
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Now do the same thing on john pork, or whoever hell he is.
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-Reasons: They are frauding by angles, uploading old pics, and using ascension from puberty not thumpulling, or how the hell you know they didnt have surgery or shit? :lul: They had good glow up tho, I respect that 🥰
Step 2
Forget Thumbpulling

-Reasons: Much better alternatives such as maxila extender. Maxila extender does constant pressure on bone not just 10 minutes before sleep, and even if you try thumbpulling longer, you will need very high pressure, about 10 kg jfl and 10kg pressure is really hard to maintain, you slip off and you get asymmetry. Another reason is that you damage your soft tissue, you will get bloated while doing thumbpulling.
Also you will develop an overbite, imagine pushing your maxila forwards or even lateral, your mandible doesn’t change by only changing maxilla.

If you agree on me that thumbpulling is just a harmful cope, you can finish reading this thread brother 🥰. But if you still dont :hnghn:. 3rd step is just for you.
Step 3
Ropepulling

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I suggest your to ropepull at this stage. Its easy, just buy some hard rope (it costs about 2$ a meter and 2 meters will be fine), hang it somwhere and watch some youtube tutorial on how to use it cuz this is the most crucial part and enjoy your success. May you be lucky in the another life 🥰

Better Alternatives
-Cope(As if nothing happened)
-Agemaxx(just wait for genes to do their magic if they can)
-Hardmaxx(Do surgery)
-Bluepillmaxx(Delete your account and live a happy life)
-Redpillmaxx(Be like Andrew Tate, low attractiveness balding guy who pulls bitches for his money, just move your ass nigger)
-Praying(God didn’t want you to be chad from the beginning , may ask him to make you one?

Thanks if you read this jfl, I believe in you and good luck in your way
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Thumpulling Is Cope
Made this Thread Just For Help
Peace Out niggers 🥰
 
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So based bhai
 
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realistically just make a makeshift palate expander
 
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play minecraft omg
 
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Who actually thumbpulls here (excluding greycels)?
 
Show me someone who mentioned doing it (Besides clavicular and xnj) that doesnt have grey username color
Idk i didnt give attention to username colors, greycels shall also be taught that thumbpulling doesnt work, my goal was that only
 

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