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Before we get into the tips, it goes without saying that stylemaxing won’t save a man whose face is subhuman. For instance, this guy looks like ass regardless of how he dresses:

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Tie Length

Don’t wear a tie too long or too short. A tie’s tip should rest between the top and the bottom of a belt buckle.

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Donald Trump is notorious for wearing long-ass ties.

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Wearing too-long ties runs the risk of being perceived as compensating for short penis length. Asian men should avoid long ties for this reason.



Tie Width

Lapels’ widths and tie’s width should match.

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Wide ties look better on broad-framed people, and slim ties look better on narrow-framed people.

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Looksmax Tie Width Chart

Biacromial BreadthSlim Tie WidthRegular Tie WidthWide Tie Width
14" (35.56 cm)2" (5.05 cm)2.5" (6.35 cm)3" (7.62 cm)
16" (40.64 cm)2.25" (5.715 cm)2.75" (6.985 cm)3.25" (8.255 cm)
18" (45.72 cm)2.5" (6.35 cm)3" (7.62 cm)3.5" (8.89 cm)



Knots

The more aesthetic a man’s face is, the fancier of tie knots he can wear without looking like he’s a tryhard-compensator. Unattractive men should stick to simple, classic, and traditional knots in ties.

A 5'2" balding Indian janitor would come off as trying way too hard to look cool if he were to wear knots such as these:

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The giga knots pictured above are for GigaChads only.

Normies and high-tier normies who have high status can pull off some semi-giga knots such as Eldridge Knot—as long as they’re of high status, e.g. CEOs:

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Sub-CEO normie men usually shouldn’t wear fancy knots.

Subhuman men should never wear fancy knots ever.

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As you can see, aesthetic ties and unaesthetic faces are incompatible.

Additionally, sub-TeraChads should never use the following knot, unless they want women’s pussies to get as dry as their ties are:

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Though TeraChads may get away with wearing that knot, there’re very few occasions in which it’s appropriate.

Vulva-knots are good to wear in ties on:
  • dapper gentlemen visiting strip clubs ( known as (gentle)men’s clubs )
  • porn studios’ bosses
  • job interviewees of “porn director” positions
 
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What necktie style makes men look dominant as fuck? (click to show)

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Go tie yourself around a noose you fucking tranny.
 
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No tie for your lowIQ and abomination face
Before we get into the tips, it goes without saying that stylemaxing won’t save a man whose face is subhuman. For instance, this guy looks like ass regardless of how he dresses:

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Tie Length

Don’t wear a tie too long or too short. A tie’s tip should rest between the top and the bottom of a belt buckle.

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Donald Trump is notorious for wearing long-ass ties.

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Wearing too-long ties runs the risk of being perceived as compensating for short penis length. Asian men should avoid long ties for this reason.



Tie Width

Lapels’ widths and tie’s width should match.

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Wide ties look better on broad-framed people, and slim ties look better on narrow-framed people.

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Looksmax Tie Width Chart

Biacromial BreadthSlim Tie WidthRegular Tie WidthWide Tie Width
14" (35.56 cm)2" (5.05 cm)2.5" (6.35 cm)3" (7.62 cm)
16" (40.64 cm)2.25" (5.715 cm)2.75" (6.985 cm)3.25" (8.255 cm)
18" (45.72 cm)2.5" (6.35 cm)3" (7.62 cm)3.5" (8.89 cm)



Knots

The more aesthetic a man’s face is, the fancier of tie knots he can wear without looking like he’s a tryhard-compensator. Unattractive men should stick to simple, classic, and traditional knots in ties.

A 5'2" balding Indian janitor would come off as trying way too hard to look cool if he were to wear knots such as these:

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The giga knots pictured above are for GigaChads only.

Normies and high-tier normies who have high status can pull off some semi-giga knots such as Eldridge Knot—as long as they’re of high status, e.g. CEOs:

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Sub-CEO normie men usually shouldn’t wear fancy knots.

Subhuman men should never wear fancy knots ever.

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As you can see, aesthetic ties and unaesthetic faces are incompatible.

Additionally, sub-TeraChads should never use the following knot, unless they want women’s pussies to get as dry as their ties are:

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Though TeraChads may get away with wearing that knot, there’re very few occasions in which it’s appropriate.

Vulva-knots are good to wear in ties on:
  • dapper gentlemen visiting strip clubs ( known as (gentle)men’s clubs )
  • porn studios’ bosses
  • job interviewees of “porn director” positions
 
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Go fucking kill yourself retard
 
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3 reacts and no response to the content of the thread…

Make a race thread next time
 
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Meanwhile Chad wears nike t-shirt and balls deep in your oneitis.
 
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Don't listen to this btw. Don't ever do any fancy knots. All you need to know is the simple, half-windsor and windsor. Ideally if you've looksmaxxed you'll be wide enough (neck and shoulders) to wear a full windsor, but as you work your way up to it you might need to go for narrower knots.
Otherwise, the tie length and width advice is sound, but also common knowledge. Good effort anyways.
 
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