TIFU by bringing a hooker to my house

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So... I brought a hooker to my house. Payed a ludicrous amount of money for 1h of her time.

She got undressed and immediately her coochie smell flooded the whole room, absolutely disgusting. I did her until I came (about 15 min) and told her to fuck off because I was about to puke. Also her pussy looked like a tomato salad. I Gave her the money (which mind you was for 1h and i only got 15min) and off she went.

I was pissed so I called her pimp complaining about the situation, saying I was probably gonna catch an std and stuff. The pimp told the hooker and she called me insulting me and threatening because shes gonna lose her job. Afterwards I sprayed my ball sack with alcohol (which burned like hell, dont do it please) and the entire bed sheets as well.

Long story short, she has my address and I am honestly really scared of what she might do. On top of that I might have an STD. Never getting hookers again.

TL;DR: Hooker smelled like rotten fish and I told her to leave after I payed her. Told the pimp about her smell and she threatened me
 
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Tumblr psloauiQ6F1vntq6no1 500

Try this next time
 
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larp
 
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Imagine arranging an outcall at your own fucking house jfl. Room temp IQ move, OP.
 
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Why did you even fuck
I would rather be a virgin than have a std
 
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File a restraining order
 
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yeah I'm actually scared her boyfriend is gonna rob me or some shit, shes really pissed.

its over.
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tbh I only noticed the small when I had the dick already inside her....
I don't know if you live in the US, but if you do, it'd be wise to get yourself a gun. Otherwise, get some cameras set up around your house so you can record the robbery and press charges. In fact, the latter would be a good idea in the US, too.
 
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I don't know if you live in the US, but if you do, it'd be wise to get yourself a gun. Otherwise, get some cameras set up around your house so you can record the robbery and press charges. In fact, the latter would be a good idea in the US, too.

File a restraining order
sound advice thanks, im actually pretty scared ngl
 
Did u use a rubber
 
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hope you used a condom for that fishtank
 
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thanks for sharing
 
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I need to add that not only did it smell like 10 buckets of rotten fish, her pussy looked like a tomato salad.
 
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I got my ass licked by a German milf hooker on my parents' bed when I was 20.
Fucked another one on there the same night.
 
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I got my ass licked by a German milf hooker on my parents' bed when I was 20.
it was in my fathers bed, i sprayed that shit with alcohol, hope he dont get clamydia
 
it was in my fathers bed, i sprayed that shit with alcohol, hope he dont get clamydia
My dad lost his virginity to a hooker and has fucked plenty so I didnt care lol
 
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I got my ass licked by a German milf hooker on my parents' bed when I was 20.
Fucked another one on there the same night.
based
 
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Why did you even fuck, if she smelled like shit? Should've told her to fuck off.
 
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Why did you even fuck, if she smelled like shit? Should've told her to fuck off.
idk I was just already hard and ready to fuck... after nutting reality hit me.

after nutting:
What Have I Done? GIF - StarWars AnakinSkywalker WhatHaveIDone GIFs
 
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Y would u be scared tho
 
Y would u be scared tho
the bitch had my adress and started threatening me. Also she is a ghetto rat with a ghetto boyfriend. Fortunately nothing happened
 
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Bro...

Some cuck/simp pervert would have probably enjoyed that gross stuff and would have carried on.

Did your entire room start smelling like rotten fish :feelsmega:!?!

Ngl that sounds horribly disgusting 🤮. What a nightmare.

Just call the cops, keep your phone with you, have a buddy with you or near you... because i really think she might attack you.

I mean roasting and telling some whore to literally gtfo of your place cause she smells bad is pretty insulting and cringe to bear.
 
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Did your entire room start smelling like rotten fish :feelsmega:!?!
It wasn't exactly rotten fish liek i said in the thread but smelled bad and yes it was very noticeable. I was doing her doggy and could feel it. Also her vagina looked really bad, I thought 'roastie' term was an exaggeration but it really looked like roasted beef. She even stopped intercourse half way because "her lips got inside".

Ngl that sounds horribly disgusting 🤮. What a nightmare.
yeah when post-nut hit me I was just having a mental breakdown literally. Not only was I disgusted, was scared of STD and her doing something. I think it's chill now, it's been over a week and nothing from her. It was a fucked up experience but honestly a funny story to look back when im older
 
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