BigJimsWornOutTires
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So you're an employee for TikTok. A foid uploads a video clip. You like her. But not everyone agrees. Zero likes. You message her using a side account. "Hi."
"Hi." She replies.
"You're so pretty." Creepy you profess.
She cringes. But because of her pleasant wholesomeness, she thanks you. "Oh, thanks."
You really like her now. I'mma make you a star. Assuring yourself as you open your Hearts Program. It's an application compiled with a couple of thousand bot accounts. Each one is programmed with limited responses and "Like" inputs that are randomly sent in intervals (3 minutes - 8 mins - 14 mins - 19 mins - etc of the hour.) Then the next hour, scrambled up. (5 mins - 10 mins - 11 mins - 17 mins - etc.) BTW, all the employees have one.
Her video trends. As to be expected. Perhaps, you even give it another push and feature it for a few hours. Ugh.
The next day, she opens her TikTok account and discovers THOUSANDS of likes and comments. "OMG! They like me. They really like me!" She jumps up and down while her saggy drawers slightly fall off. "Next time I'll show more skin! They'll really like me then." She says to herself with enthusiasm as she digs her finger into her shithole then smells it. She's a nasty little freak. Don't judge her.
That was a glimpse inside the social media empire and how things work most of the time.
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