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I'm redoing this thread since some problems with tinder held up my results. Here is the original thread if you're curious:
TL;DR Trolling at the bottom
Basically I took some pics from google images and made a fake tinder account to
1. Experience first hand how easy women have it even with a low-effort profile
2. See what the competition is and/or steal some profile ideas
3. Troll people
My Profile:
Results
Race to 99+: My screenshots show that it took somewhere between 20 min to half an hour to reach over 99 likes. Then after I'd match someone, the counter would drop to 98, only to go back up to 99+ a few seconds later. Despite my high like count, I wasn't matching with every right-swipe. 10 right swipes would yield around 4 matches. But usually some of them would match me a few hours later.
Chads
I didn't match with everyone, and the ones I consistently failed to match with were clearly the best looking guys. Here is what you need to look like if you want to have the privilege of swiping selectively on Tinder:
Any of these mofos Guy on the left just hold a puppy theory the next superman
I actually didn't match with a single chad or even chadlite (maybe 1 tyrone but he never messaged me). This is with a psl 5ish asian girl, so landwhales probably do significantly worse.
The Competition (around our level, not the above superhumans)
Holy shit guys are terrible af at making dating profiles and/or taking pics in general. What were these morons thinking?
How hard is it to smile like a normal human being?
I also noticed that a lot of guys took a bunch of mirror selfies in the same pose, same expression, and sometimes the same clothes.
The Matches
I matched with around 40 guys in 24 hours, and I didn't even bother using all of my swipes. I was up to 100 after 2 or 3 days. However, despite the number of matches, a lot (if not most) of the matches never messaged me, which was a huge surprise since I expected to be overwhelmed with messages. That never happened. Every time I checked Tinder, I only had between 0 and 5 new messages.
As for the conversations, I usually experienced 1 out of 2 outcomes: 1. the guy asked for a date right away 2. The guy made endless conversation
I'm sure the middleground is ideal if you want a real relationship, as I felt creeped out myself when some guys pressured me for my personal info right away. But I'm assuming with hook ups this is an accepted practice.
It was depressing to see how much guys are willing to put up with (shit tests, straight up insults, paying for meals etc.) in order to get laid. This is what society has come to.
Ex. I tell him "you're 1 out of many. You're nothing to me unless you entertain me and buy me stuff." What does he do?
pathetic.
Conclusion: Water is wet. Get looks so women beg you for attention, not the other way around. Average-looking girls have so many men asking them out and taking their shit just for a shot at fucking.
Trolling Time
The following is me being a straight up asshole, but only for research purposes (to see what guys would put up with), or because the guy had it coming to him. FYI I wasn't mean to guys who clearly were genuinely nice and wanted a relationship.
Rahul
Tim
unmatched
Ahmed
These guys.
Dumbass unmatched immediately (it was obv. a joke about the penciled-in goatee)
I have other good ones, including one where I agreed to a date with a creepy fat guy (he asked me out right away and sent me kiss emojis and said he'd do anything for me). I said I'd go out with him but only if he found a restaurant that serves a gross meal that doesn't actually exist. He said he made a lot of calls to restaurants and asked his friends if they knew about it. After I stopped laughing, I unmatched. It's a bit long and I ran out of file uploads for this post so let me know if you like these roasts and I'll post more. If not, that's cool too. I laughed, and that's enough for me.
@Hopelessmofoker tagging you since you asked for the results when i first did this
TL;DR Trolling at the bottom
Basically I took some pics from google images and made a fake tinder account to
1. Experience first hand how easy women have it even with a low-effort profile
2. See what the competition is and/or steal some profile ideas
3. Troll people
My Profile:
Results
Race to 99+: My screenshots show that it took somewhere between 20 min to half an hour to reach over 99 likes. Then after I'd match someone, the counter would drop to 98, only to go back up to 99+ a few seconds later. Despite my high like count, I wasn't matching with every right-swipe. 10 right swipes would yield around 4 matches. But usually some of them would match me a few hours later.
Chads
I didn't match with everyone, and the ones I consistently failed to match with were clearly the best looking guys. Here is what you need to look like if you want to have the privilege of swiping selectively on Tinder:
Any of these mofos Guy on the left just hold a puppy theory the next superman
I actually didn't match with a single chad or even chadlite (maybe 1 tyrone but he never messaged me). This is with a psl 5ish asian girl, so landwhales probably do significantly worse.
The Competition (around our level, not the above superhumans)
Holy shit guys are terrible af at making dating profiles and/or taking pics in general. What were these morons thinking?
How hard is it to smile like a normal human being?
I also noticed that a lot of guys took a bunch of mirror selfies in the same pose, same expression, and sometimes the same clothes.
The Matches
I matched with around 40 guys in 24 hours, and I didn't even bother using all of my swipes. I was up to 100 after 2 or 3 days. However, despite the number of matches, a lot (if not most) of the matches never messaged me, which was a huge surprise since I expected to be overwhelmed with messages. That never happened. Every time I checked Tinder, I only had between 0 and 5 new messages.
As for the conversations, I usually experienced 1 out of 2 outcomes: 1. the guy asked for a date right away 2. The guy made endless conversation
I'm sure the middleground is ideal if you want a real relationship, as I felt creeped out myself when some guys pressured me for my personal info right away. But I'm assuming with hook ups this is an accepted practice.
It was depressing to see how much guys are willing to put up with (shit tests, straight up insults, paying for meals etc.) in order to get laid. This is what society has come to.
Ex. I tell him "you're 1 out of many. You're nothing to me unless you entertain me and buy me stuff." What does he do?
pathetic.
Conclusion: Water is wet. Get looks so women beg you for attention, not the other way around. Average-looking girls have so many men asking them out and taking their shit just for a shot at fucking.
Trolling Time
The following is me being a straight up asshole, but only for research purposes (to see what guys would put up with), or because the guy had it coming to him. FYI I wasn't mean to guys who clearly were genuinely nice and wanted a relationship.
Rahul
Tim
unmatched
Ahmed
These guys.
I have other good ones, including one where I agreed to a date with a creepy fat guy (he asked me out right away and sent me kiss emojis and said he'd do anything for me). I said I'd go out with him but only if he found a restaurant that serves a gross meal that doesn't actually exist. He said he made a lot of calls to restaurants and asked his friends if they knew about it. After I stopped laughing, I unmatched. It's a bit long and I ran out of file uploads for this post so let me know if you like these roasts and I'll post more. If not, that's cool too. I laughed, and that's enough for me.
@Hopelessmofoker tagging you since you asked for the results when i first did this
