Tinder foid thinks I'm autistic

[ThatDude023]

Had a girl over I matched with on tinder the other night. Had sex (6-year dry spell broken btw), and overall was a good experience. Wasn't until a few minutes ago I realized I fucked up. In my bathroom on the inner side of the door I marked several spots that show my height with clearly marked variables. For example, I had a line that shows morning height barefoot alongside evening height. Also had a line with different pair of shoes (lifts, gym shoes, air maxxes), and larp lines to where I'd be post LL surgery. Think about this picture but with heights instead of schizo ramblings. I haven't had anyone at my place for over 5 years, so it totally escaped my mind.

She never brought it up but I'm figuring there was no way she didn't notice it when she used the bathroom. Hoping she was too drunk to care but this is grade A copium

 

[height]

 

[Deleted member 21052]

you are autistic for even making this post and worrying bout this shyt. godamn this forum

 

[ifyouwannabemylover]

 

[Deleted member 17578]

U got the slay, everything else doesn't matter tbh.

brag thread