Tinder is EASY

[FallenCelestial]

My homie got himself GF and was always yapping about what he does with her. I didn't have any new slay stories (exchanged students left). So I was unfortunately forced to download that god-forgotten app again after about 8 months. Since then I ascended ( now 6'2 htn/ low chadlite). I put there some mogger photos (some frauded selfies, flexing Rolexes on Porsche - to show status ( which both are my friend's JFL) and brutally mogging my homies)
I got many matches (now it says only 99+) and I swipe right only on htn+. I was watching some Tinder YouTubers so I was always spitting some serious rizz. From this got around 50 new followers. Immediately got like 5 possible fwb, the girls were very straightforward about it. Waking up to 10+ good morning messages. Very ego-boosting.
The next day I arranged a meetup at my place with blonde Stacy with an insane body. Tbh I was quite hesitant because I should have been at work and studying for my exam the next day, even had to ask the council if they thought getting a B instead of an A for the slaying was for it JFL. But told myself fuck it haven't had some in a while.
My prep wasn't that hard didn't even take Lassix, just did my skincare and eyebrows ( probably should think about adding some concealer as well) and took Viagra and parox. She came, she was very happy to see me. We talked a little and made out but she didn't like French kiss wtf. She wanted to fuck after that but I had my last work call so I had to hop on it. While I was calling, she was just chilling on my bed waiting for me like a good girl, even sending my tiktok while I was calling "My boyfriend working hard" jfl.
Now interesting part. Due to viagra, I was perma hard thankfully. Did again makeout, started to blow me (insane head game). I prepared some 2 types of condoms. Small size one and my size. Told her to put on the small one but obviously, it didn't fit. She was smiling so much seeing it that, even suggested I go raw jfl. I told her no, put on, and fucked her. She was screaming so much that I had to put my hand on her mouth to shut the fuck up. After 4 minutes she was done. I even made fun of her like wtf, was pissed that I fucked only in doggy.
Wanted to keep going but she didn't want. So I told her to blow me or make cum somehow other. But due to fucking parox and viagra I couldn't make myself cum and after 20 minutes she was exhausted. Ordered some food, told me about her life, showed a lot of pictures on her phone, and even talked about her dad jfl, who looks like a nice fella. Then she wanted a second round but I told her to fuck off, I want to study, so at least we cuddled for a little bit.
After this, she wrote me she wanted to meet up again. But unfortunately, I had to go home, she tried to persuade me to stay, told me she was going to be home alone for a week, and even sent me the address jfl. Now she's always writing me, sending me nude, movies to watch together and even made sex playlist for us.
Tbh guys I'm not sure if I'm going to write other girls now. This feels quite nice and I don't need to get any other bodies or even worse STDs. We are going to meetup again tomorrow.
What funny she told me I'm skinny, I should put on some weight. Asked me if I don't want to hit gym with her. Girls is playing build a bf hahah.
Sorry for long thread. I'm not sure If I wasn't mentioning too many details but I described it the same way I told my friends.

 

[FallenCelestial]

What I forgot to mention is that I didn't take pregab and my autism wasn't showing that much. Maybe I'm finally starting to NTmaxx

 

[Latinolooksmaxxer]

 

[mvp2v1]

i saw the wall of text and my curiosity faded away

 

[shredded4summer]

bro the method of putting on a small condom then large is such a good idea holy shit I’m using this next time

also how much are u packing for her to tap out after 4 min???

 

[shredded4summer]

What a mogger story. Show ur tinder pictures i gotta replicate this story

 

[FallenCelestial]

i saw the wall of text and my curiosity faded away

Give me a sec, I’m going to put that text into carpet cleaning voice over video so your fried brain can process it

 

[CHAPPELROAN]

She wants you to gym maxx? You’re her DIY fixer-upper project a IKEA boyfriend missing screws. She’s manipulating dopamine feedback loops to mold you, while you’re out here thinking you’re the alpha.

 

[FallenCelestial]

bro the method of putting on a small condom then large is such a good idea holy shit I’m using this next time

also how much are u packing for her to tap out after 4 min???

Thanks bro, happy to bring some innovation to this forum
Not much only 6.5 inch but I think where magic happens is my girth which 6 circumference. Due to this weird ratio my dick actually looks quite small due to that I had to invent this method hahah
I’m not sure if I specified that correctly but I meant she orgasmed not like she was bruised or smth.
She was also masturbating her clitoris entire time. I was making fun of her that like wtf was that and she was like nah I was doing myself also it isn’t like I was doing it all bla bla and even she had to concentrate because my dirty talk was distracting her . But I told her I want to do her entirely by myself next time so I’ll let you now if it changed somehow haha

 

[technicus]

Honestly tinder is hard for me

 

[FallenCelestial]

What a mogger story. Show ur tinder pictures i gotta replicate this story

Sorry bro but I don’t want to doxx myself here. But I can describe it.
I’m 6’2 160 so I’m quite a twig but I have wide frame so it’s doesn’t looks like it. Due to that in most pictures I have hoodie or sweater. Unfortunately I have fucked up colouring, dark brown-green eyes and black hair. TikTok hair maxed.
My photos are: side profile looking at beach into sunset, basic mirror selfie and a front portrait photo. Then there is watch and driver wheel. And finally me and homies standing next to each other while brutally height and frame mogging them, even using sunglasses so I can tilt my head upwards to make my jaw look bigger

 

[FallenCelestial]

She wants you to gym maxx? You’re her DIY fixer-upper project a IKEA boyfriend missing screws. She’s manipulating dopamine feedback loops to mold you, while you’re out here thinking you’re the alpha.

You mean that constant texting and visualising the plans?
The gym one is actually quite valid, I look like twink. I need somebody to go with because I can’t force myself and my homies are much more advanced so I don’t want to limit them.

 

[shredded4summer]

Sorry bro but I don’t want to doxx myself here. But I can describe it.
I’m 6’2 160 so I’m quite a twig but I have wide frame so it’s doesn’t looks like it. Due to that in most pictures I have hoodie or sweater. Unfortunately I have fucked up colouring, dark brown-green eyes and black hair. TikTok hair maxed.
My photos are: side profile looking at beach into sunset, basic mirror selfie and a front portrait photo. Then there is watch and driver wheel. And finally me and homies standing next to each other while brutally height and frame mogging them, even using sunglasses so I can tilt my head upwards to make my jaw look bigger

it’s so hard for me to get good photos for my tinder cause of being 5’9. I can’t look good in random settings cause my proportions look weird.

Ill attempt better pics when i get to 5’10 and can fraud to 6’0 with lifts.

Also my clothing is ass it makes my proportions look even worse

 

[shredded4summer]

She wants you to gym maxx? You’re her DIY fixer-upper project a IKEA boyfriend missing screws. She’s manipulating dopamine feedback loops to mold you, while you’re out here thinking you’re the alpha.

The dynamic of making a girl tap put and her not being able to make you cum is one of the most important things you can do

She feels insignificant and not attractive compared to you and she will never stop loving you until she makes u nut

 

[FallenCelestial]

it’s so hard for me to get good photos for my tinder cause of being 5’9. I can’t look good in random settings cause my proportions look weird.

Ill attempt better pics when i get to 5’10 and can fraud to 6’0 with lifts.

Also my clothing is ass it makes my proportions look even worse

Yeah I understand it. I’m fortunately already fashion maxed and I can basically buy the sizes model wear so I know it’ll look good on me. But having little bit oversized sweater with good frame proportions works magic. But remember this some only second, first is face.
You can just take pictures of face or photoshop your proportions ig

 

[FallenCelestial]

The dynamic of making a girl tap put and her not being able to make you cum is one of the most important things you can do

She feels insignificant and not attractive compared to you and she will never stop loving you until she makes u nut

So you are saying I should take parox even tomorrow? I think it would be weird, now I can say it was our first sex I was nervous. Also I want to come and I feel it’ll be fucking best orgasm I ever had haha
And very good point bro

 

[shredded4summer]

So you are saying I should take parox even tomorrow? I think it would be weird, now I can say it was our first sex I was nervous. Also I want to come and I feel it’ll be fucking best orgasm I ever had haha
And very good point bro

NO DO NOT SAY THAT

you need to implement chad game from now if you want her to be obsessed. if she is genuinely pure and wife potential then its different but as you said she has good head game ie she is a whore. use her for whatever you want but unless u wanna marry a whore dont say that

just keep doing what youre doing being avoidant and dismissive and when it comes time to fuck be aggressive and dominant, when she taps out again act disappointed.

just think about how shes gonna remember the situation and tell her friends how it went.

 

[FallenCelestial]

Yeah, you're right, she is fucking obsessed now.
She doesn't want me to fuck her because she feels like she failed.
I mean she told me her bc is only 2 with me and her ex bf (but why would she fuck me on first date jfl)
Can you define the chad game more? I am thinking about having her tied up and stuff like that. The last time I slapped her ass a little bit too hard, she was bruised and all blue jfl.

 

[FallenCelestial]

NO DO NOT SAY THAT

you need to implement chad game from now if you want her to be obsessed. if she is genuinely pure and wife potential then its different but as you said she has good head game ie she is a whore. use her for whatever you want but unless u wanna marry a whore dont say that

just keep doing what youre doing being avoidant and dismissive and when it comes time to fuck be aggressive and dominant, when she taps out again act disappointed.

just think about how shes gonna remember the situation and tell her friends how it went.

check message higher, forgot to tag you

 

[Vultus Tui Res]

My homie got himself GF and was always yapping about what he does with her. I didn't have any new slay stories (exchanged students left). So I was unfortunately forced to download that god-forgotten app again after about 8 months. Since then I ascended ( now 6'2 htn/ low chadlite). I put there some mogger photos (some frauded selfies, flexing Rolexes on Porsche - to show status ( which both are my friend's JFL) and brutally mogging my homies)
I got many matches (now it says only 99+) and I swipe right only on htn+. I was watching some Tinder YouTubers so I was always spitting some serious rizz. From this got around 50 new followers. Immediately got like 5 possible fwb, the girls were very straightforward about it. Waking up to 10+ good morning messages. Very ego-boosting.
The next day I arranged a meetup at my place with blonde Stacy with an insane body. Tbh I was quite hesitant because I should have been at work and studying for my exam the next day, even had to ask the council if they thought getting a B instead of an A for the slaying was for it JFL. But told myself fuck it haven't had some in a while.
My prep wasn't that hard didn't even take Lassix, just did my skincare and eyebrows ( probably should think about adding some concealer as well) and took Viagra and parox. She came, she was very happy to see me. We talked a little and made out but she didn't like French kiss wtf. She wanted to fuck after that but I had my last work call so I had to hop on it. While I was calling, she was just chilling on my bed waiting for me like a good girl, even sending my tiktok while I was calling "My boyfriend working hard" jfl.
Now interesting part. Due to viagra, I was perma hard thankfully. Did again makeout, started to blow me (insane head game). I prepared some 2 types of condoms. Small size one and my size. Told her to put on the small one but obviously, it didn't fit. She was smiling so much seeing it that, even suggested I go raw jfl. I told her no, put on, and fucked her. She was screaming so much that I had to put my hand on her mouth to shut the fuck up. After 4 minutes she was done. I even made fun of her like wtf, was pissed that I fucked only in doggy.
Wanted to keep going but she didn't want. So I told her to blow me or make cum somehow other. But due to fucking parox and viagra I couldn't make myself cum and after 20 minutes she was exhausted. Ordered some food, told me about her life, showed a lot of pictures on her phone, and even talked about her dad jfl, who looks like a nice fella. Then she wanted a second round but I told her to fuck off, I want to study, so at least we cuddled for a little bit.
After this, she wrote me she wanted to meet up again. But unfortunately, I had to go home, she tried to persuade me to stay, told me she was going to be home alone for a week, and even sent me the address jfl. Now she's always writing me, sending me nude, movies to watch together and even made sex playlist for us.
Tbh guys I'm not sure if I'm going to write other girls now. This feels quite nice and I don't need to get any other bodies or even worse STDs. We are going to meetup again tomorrow.
What funny she told me I'm skinny, I should put on some weight. Asked me if I don't want to hit gym with her. Girls is playing build a bf hahah.
Sorry for long thread. I'm not sure If I wasn't mentioning too many details but I described it the same way I told my friends.

Mirin.

 

[FallenCelestial]

Mirin.

Thanks brother