Tinder notification troll

[kyphoscoliosis]

I occasionally get tinder notifications that look like this:

But when I open the app
i have no likes or matches wtf

 

[whitebitchslayer]

they just want you opening the app so they make money

 

[kyphoscoliosis]

they just want you opening the app so they make money

They won’t get a cent out of me but they get my hopes up and subsequently crush it why they do me like this

Must be their carrot on a stick

 

[whitebitchslayer]

They won’t get a cent out of me but they get my hopes up and subsequently crush it why they do me like thisView attachment 3339827
Must be their carrot on a stick

they get money regardless from ads. If they charge per viewer there's nothing you can do

 

[kyphoscoliosis]

they get money regardless from ads. If they charge per viewer there's nothing you can do

i got cucked

 

[AlbinoMaxxer]

U dont have game saar it’s over

 

[kyphoscoliosis]

U dont have game saar it’s over

Saar please if I bathe in the river Ganges will Shiva bless me with game saar?

 

[AlbinoMaxxer]

Saar please if I bathe in the river Ganges will Shiva bless me with game saar?

U’ve gotta get in the game saar start watching hamza brah

 

[kyphoscoliosis]

U’ve gotta get in the game saar start watching hamza brah

I am Adonis! I am Adonis! I am Adonis!

 

[AlbinoMaxxer]

I am Adonis! I am Adonis! I am Adonis!

There u go Jeffrey. Stacies will be after u in no time, make sure to dirty bulk bc ladies love muscles!

 

[Saint DBDR]

textbook jew trick bait and switch