jska
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about a week ago i matched with this lmtb on tinder, she had set for long term relationship but i got her address at 12am in like 10 minutes. I knew i wouldnt enjoy her sober so i stole my roommates bourbon and went over
anyways i get there and just start drinking it straight until i'm like 1/3 done with the bottle. I try not to drink often + i hadn't eaten that day + i get nauseous from retatrutide so after we fucked i throw up in her bathroom. I then throw up like 3 more times before i tell her im leaving. I go to mcdonalds and immediately throw up a burger on the table, walk 5 minutes home and fall sleep.
I wake up and realise i stole my roommates bottle so i go to get him a new one, turns out its some rare shit that none of the 5 closest liquor stores stock. I don't drive so im walking for like 3 hours. At my last attempt the cashier is looking it up in his system and i run out of the store to throw up this weird green/yellow liquid in his bushes, then i walk home with green all down my front like an alcoholic.
anyway, 7/10 night, doesn't matter had sex
anyways i get there and just start drinking it straight until i'm like 1/3 done with the bottle. I try not to drink often + i hadn't eaten that day + i get nauseous from retatrutide so after we fucked i throw up in her bathroom. I then throw up like 3 more times before i tell her im leaving. I go to mcdonalds and immediately throw up a burger on the table, walk 5 minutes home and fall sleep.
I wake up and realise i stole my roommates bottle so i go to get him a new one, turns out its some rare shit that none of the 5 closest liquor stores stock. I don't drive so im walking for like 3 hours. At my last attempt the cashier is looking it up in his system and i run out of the store to throw up this weird green/yellow liquid in his bushes, then i walk home with green all down my front like an alcoholic.
anyway, 7/10 night, doesn't matter had sex
