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Introduction to Tinder Tales:
The reason I wanted to start this series was because of the Chad fishing I see all too often. Only problem what’s said on the phone doesn’t always translate directly to in person.
So I decided to have a shit bio that SHOULD push women away. As a CL I wanted to take that extra step and show how brutal it is for normies if you’re no htn+
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Part 1-
The match-
Relatively attractive but nothing crazy like Stacy.
5’7. Nice body.
Tales -
I started the convo by saying her piercings were cute. She said I look like a model and I asked for her insta after 2 more messages to plan a first date.
I thought she didn’t read my bio about me being a criminal but she mentioned my bio on instagram.
On the date she immediately said I looked good. We had coffee and walked around a park. I was intentionally tryna be a bit of an asshole and narcissistic thru out the date. Also mentioned some crimes and drugs I like doing. (Larp ofc)
We had plans to meet later but I had things to do so I dropped her off bc she used LYFT to see me. Paying to see me right off the rip. I met her sister and they glazed me. Saying I was tall and had good bone structure.
We met at the fair and I was drunk asf. At the fair we started getting more freaky. We went on the Farris wheel. But then we walked back to my place and into the pool. My friend shortly came with his girl. I went in just in my underwear and she didn’t care and just took her sandals off and went in.
In the pool we started grinding on each other and making out. I made her say I own her. I made her lose self respect first day meeting. Brutal. It was around 1am and she had work around 7am so I went to drop her off when she jerked me off the whole way there. She said I was extremely arrogant but that didn’t stop her from anything she did and the video we made right after jfl. She wants to see more of me too…..
Once I was at her apartment I recorded this video:
Fucking brutal thread…
Tags: @Underwear Remover @mltn2mtn @The Hatman @180 @Vrilltrum
Introduction to Tinder Tales:
The reason I wanted to start this series was because of the Chad fishing I see all too often. Only problem what’s said on the phone doesn’t always translate directly to in person.
So I decided to have a shit bio that SHOULD push women away. As a CL I wanted to take that extra step and show how brutal it is for normies if you’re no htn+
———————————————————————
Part 1-
The match-
Relatively attractive but nothing crazy like Stacy.
5’7. Nice body.
Tales -
I started the convo by saying her piercings were cute. She said I look like a model and I asked for her insta after 2 more messages to plan a first date.
On the date she immediately said I looked good. We had coffee and walked around a park. I was intentionally tryna be a bit of an asshole and narcissistic thru out the date. Also mentioned some crimes and drugs I like doing. (Larp ofc)
We had plans to meet later but I had things to do so I dropped her off bc she used LYFT to see me. Paying to see me right off the rip. I met her sister and they glazed me. Saying I was tall and had good bone structure.
We met at the fair and I was drunk asf. At the fair we started getting more freaky. We went on the Farris wheel. But then we walked back to my place and into the pool. My friend shortly came with his girl. I went in just in my underwear and she didn’t care and just took her sandals off and went in.
In the pool we started grinding on each other and making out. I made her say I own her. I made her lose self respect first day meeting. Brutal. It was around 1am and she had work around 7am so I went to drop her off when she jerked me off the whole way there. She said I was extremely arrogant but that didn’t stop her from anything she did and the video we made right after jfl. She wants to see more of me too…..
Once I was at her apartment I recorded this video:
Fucking brutal thread…
CL gets attractive women in less than a month of being on Tinder while being an arrogant, asshole, drug addict criminal and still wins the girl
Tags: @Underwear Remover @mltn2mtn @The Hatman @180 @Vrilltrum
