Tips for looksmaxxing a child?

[Clark69]

Brother is five-years-old, I'm raising him atm and want him to have the best life possible
Things he's currently doing:
- calisthenics and stretching
- castor oil on eyebrows/eyelashes
- vitamin d and vitamin k2
- 1g of protein per pound
- 12 hours of high-quality sleep
- collagen/skinmaxxing

Any other suggestions? I'm planning to get him HGH at 12, so he can be 6'6"

 

[Deleted member 7753]

Unironically make him mew to have proper forward growth and sleep on his back for proper cranial development. Also you might want to consider an AI when he turns 13-14 to keep his growth plates open for longer and grow taller and wider. Get him in a gym when he turns 15 with a proper workout and diet.

 

[Deleted member 6997]

cuck

 

[Deleted member 5145]

Breastfeed him

 

[nonserviam]

Insane tbh
If he is genetically fine, he might end up being a slayer
Be strict about his sleep schedule and diet
also chewing and mewing might be legit

 

[Deleted member 7753]

Insane tbh
If he is genetically fine, he might end up being a slayer
Be strict about his sleep schedule and diet
also chewing and mewing might be legit

Yeah forgot to mention this as well. If he chews on hard foods in his development years his jaw will grow wider and be more robust.

 

[Deleted member 10449]

Be careful with HGH brother, it seems to be safe but there is not clear proof of no complications 20 years down the line. Probably better than LL though

 

[Deleted member 6111]

Id say hard foods eg steak, nutrientmaxx and calorie max. is there any point hormonemaxxing or is that only effective prenatal and during puberty? Oral and body obviously, as already noted. would look into high t sports such as rugby and wrestling or whatever the equivalent is where you live. maybe you could make sure his airways are good and look into things like palatal expansion while hes still young. try to identify any problems which could cause issues down the line. maybe suncream?

 

[Ocelot]

I genuinely wouldn't mess with hormones unless absolutely necessary.

Endocrinology is more complex than aspies on this site would love to suggest "muh hgh + ai and mog bro"

What is sure to work and not harm him is make sure he is mewing (dedsrs get your mom to breastfeed him if she hasn't already), chewing hard foods a lot, sacrifice a night or two of your sleep to make sure he is nosebreathing and sleeping on his back. Make sure he is getting enough of all vitamins and minerals, not just D, calcium, and the "main" ones. Use https://cronometer.com/ for this and just take into account his age (get the RDAs for each of them from https://ods.od.nih.gov/ )

Make sure he's popular and respected in school as well.

 

[Deleted member 6111]

oh yeah lots of sleep is a big one. and ntmaxxing, make sure hes always around other kids, and give him loads of confidence. practice sports with him so hes the best in his class

 

[Deleted member 6111]

I genuinely wouldn't mess with hormones unless absolutely necessary.

Endocrinology is more complex than aspies on this site would love to suggest "muh hgh + ai and mog bro"

What is sure to work and not harm him is make sure he is mewing (dedsrs get your mom to breastfeed him if she hasn't already), chewing hard foods a lot, sacrifice a night or two of your sleep to make sure he is nosebreathing and sleeping on his back. Make sure he is getting enough of all vitamins and minerals, not just D, calcium, and the "main" ones. Use https://cronometer.com/ for this and just take into account his age (get the RDAs for each of them from https://ods.od.nih.gov/ )

Make sure he's popular and respected in school as well.

im more talking about doing high t activities than injecting him with anything lol

 

[Ocelot]

im more talking about doing high t activities than injecting him with anything lol

I wasn't referring to your post, I was just saying how this site is in general.

 

[here]

get him to start sports at a young age, its good for development and popularity, all kids his age care about is how fast u can run or how good u are at sports

 

[Deleted member 9989]

register him for a chad sport in a big city (soccer or basketball). very important for ntmaxxing even if it is ugly he will not be autistic shit on this forum

 

[Clark69]

I genuinely wouldn't mess with hormones unless absolutely necessary.

Endocrinology is more complex than aspies on this site would love to suggest "muh hgh + ai and mog bro"

What is sure to work and not harm him is make sure he is mewing (dedsrs get your mom to breastfeed him if she hasn't already), chewing hard foods a lot, sacrifice a night or two of your sleep to make sure he is nosebreathing and sleeping on his back. Make sure he is getting enough of all vitamins and minerals, not just D, calcium, and the "main" ones. Use https://cronometer.com/ for this and just take into account his age (get the RDAs for each of them from https://ods.od.nih.gov/ )

Make sure he's popular and respected in school as well.

legit posts in this thread

 

[Deleted member 3828]

Edit: Sorry my joke was inappropriate

you're a good bro

 

[WadlowMaxxing]

Don't do this obviously.

What I mean by that is don't have him know what you're doing. Just let him have a normal childhood please.

 

[thotbuster3000]

You have good intentions broski but like Wadlow said don't make it obvious or weird and forget about the hormones. Most importantly is the diet and sleep and hygiene. Don't give him no fast food trash, chips, soda none of that crap so he can gymmaxx easily. If he hasn't even had the taste of it even better make sure he eats enough meals.

 

[ChangeOfHeart]

I worry for this child if the guardian is autistic enought to ask here. Just make sure the kid is healthy, active, and socially well adjusted.

 

[Deleted member 8080]

probiotics would prob help him tbh

mew maxx of course, that is make sure he has perfect oral posture and that he also chews lots

 

[Deleted member 10615]

mew, sleeps with mouth closed at least 11 hours of sleep a day, hard foods to chew good diet dont give him junk food coz once he has it he will want more trust me

 

[letsdoit]

Brother is five-years-old, I'm raising him atm and want him to have the best life possible
Things he's currently doing:
- calisthenics and stretching
- castor oil on eyebrows/eyelashes
- vitamin d and vitamin k2
- 1g of protein per pound
- 12 hours of high-quality sleep
- collagen/skinmaxxing

Any other suggestions? I'm planning to get him HGH at 12, so he can be 6'6"

Did you get him on hgh?

How did you collagen / skin max him?

 

[bradpittshairline]

Did you get him on hgh?

How did you collagen / skin max him?

retard we all make plenty collagen till 25

 

[Clark69]

Did you get him on hgh?

How did you collagen / skin max him?

i didnt. i couldn't supervise him 24/7, so he really didn't reach his full potential
got him into mewing, his diet was high protein for a while, and made him chew falim gum. he side profile mogs all of his peers, has a wide frame, and skin mogs all of his peers too
he's turning 9 years old soon, i'll be devoting a lot of my time to make sure he gets everything he needs for the perfect environment

 

[Feliezzx]

i didnt. i couldn't supervise him 24/7, so he really didn't reach his full potential
got him into mewing, his diet was high protein for a while, and made him chew falim gum. he side profile mogs all of his peers, has a wide frame, and skin mogs all of his peers too
he's turning 9 years old soon, i'll be devoting a lot of my time to make sure he gets everything he needs for the perfect environment

I wish I had a brother like you
Suifuel knowing that your brother will mog because of you
My son will mog your brother though, one day

 

[Feliezzx]

i didnt. i couldn't supervise him 24/7, so he really didn't reach his full potential
got him into mewing, his diet was high protein for a while, and made him chew falim gum. he side profile mogs all of his peers, has a wide frame, and skin mogs all of his peers too
he's turning 9 years old soon, i'll be devoting a lot of my time to make sure he gets everything he needs for the perfect environment

What is his neuroctanoum like? Id appreciate if you could share any pics or rough drawings to showcase it

 

[letsdoit]

What is his neuroctanoum like? Id appreciate if you could share any pics or rough drawings to showcase it

Do you mean his neurocranium?

What is a neuroctanoum?

 

[Feliezzx]

Do you mean his neurocranium?

What is a neuroctanoum?

Yes the neurocranium, no clue how I ended up typing that shit

 

[letsdoit]

Yes the neurocranium, no clue how I ended up typing that shit

Are you thinking it’s changed based on the chewing? Or what?

 

[hansmoleman]

What a happy infancy he’s gonna have

 

[Deleted member 52528]

punch him in the face daily for bonesmashing

 

[Feliezzx]

Are you thinking it’s changed based on the chewing? Or what?

Sleeping on his back

 

[MogsMost]

W regimen OP. Slayer brother inbound.

 

[yohomis]

Are you making his meals? If so get him away from any unneccasary artificial sugar or preservatives in food and replace it with natural sugars like fruits.

 

[Zygosmogger]

Brother is five-years-old, I'm raising him atm and want him to have the best life possible
Things he's currently doing:
- calisthenics and stretching
- castor oil on eyebrows/eyelashes
- vitamin d and vitamin k2
- 1g of protein per pound
- 12 hours of high-quality sleep
- collagen/skinmaxxing

Any other suggestions? I'm planning to get him HGH at 12, so he can be 6'6"

Make him eat natural foods only. His diet should consist of:
Rare/not overcooked meat
Eggs
Dairy
Honey
Some fruit

Getting high amounts of saturated animal fat is really good for hormones. Also take him out in nature so that he doesn't develop too many allergies and shit so he doesn't become a mouthbreather. Make him chew his food thoroughly

 

[baerr]

Unironically dont try too hard on this. See, most of the PSL gods and irl chadlites/chads for example probably didnt have ideal nutrition etc in their childhood (almost nobody had). Make sure he lives healthy, social, active and gets enough sleep on his back + nose breathing, mewing and chewing ofc since that shits supposed to work at this age. If you go full looksmax aspie the guy might end up non-nt and all for a mediocre outcome.