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Women typically lose half an inch every decade after 40. My grandma is nearly 70 and about 5'3" therefore about 5'4.5" in her prime
This calculator was roughly accurate at guessing my 5'4" mom and 5'10" uncle's heights based off their parents. I know height isn't this simple obv
However, unfortunately, my other uncle, despite the same parents, is slighter shorter than me. I am 5'7". He's still taller than my mom though. 5'5" - 5'6". I'll just say 5'5.5" then. He larps as 5'7" though
He, along with my grandma, described my maternal grandpa as quite short and he said he got his height from him. Let's assume he also got his proportions. My shorter uncle has a longer torso than me. The only reason I am taller is due to my legs being extremely long. Long torsos and short legs exaggerate shortness, along with the fact my maternal great grandma probably just made him look shorter in ccomparison, so my maternal great grandpa was probably 5'5.5" as he also must have been noticeably below avg in his country
Now, you're probably wondering, with my short great grandpa, how did my maternal grandma become average?
My great grandma has also been described as very tall and skinny. In order to produce a 5'4.5" female, the calculator guesses she must have been:
5'8.5"
This realistically makes sense. It's slightly above avg compared to even the men of the country my family is from, obv above avg for a female and her female frame and skinniness probably just made her look even taller. I can't imagine her being any taller because I none of her direct descendents are nearly as above avg as her for her gender. Imagine if I was lucky enough to inherit the genes that made her 5'8.5"
Basically 6'1.5" mogger
But yeah, back to the main point,
5'6" MATERNAL GREAT GRANDPA IMPREGNATED 5'9" MATERNAL GREAT GRANDMA MULTIPLE TIMES AND BEEN IN A RELATIONSHIP THEIR ENTIRE LIVES. PROBABLY HAD A GREAT FACE + DICK TO SATISFY HER PUSSY (TALLER GIRLS REQUIRE LONGER DICKS) AND DICK TO MAKE THE RELATIONSHIP LAST SO LONG + MOGGER FRAME AND VOICE TO KEEP HIS MASCULINITY GETTING HEIGHTMOGGED BY HIS WIFE. THIS COULD EXPLAIN WHY MY SHORTER UNCLE HAS SUCH A MOGGER FRAME AND VOICE. MAYBE HE GOT HIS MOGGER VERBAL IQ FOM HIM TOO (HE VOCABULARY MOGS ME TO DEATH DESPITE ENGLISH BEING HIS SECOND LANGUAGE)
This calculator was roughly accurate at guessing my 5'4" mom and 5'10" uncle's heights based off their parents. I know height isn't this simple obv
However, unfortunately, my other uncle, despite the same parents, is slighter shorter than me. I am 5'7". He's still taller than my mom though. 5'5" - 5'6". I'll just say 5'5.5" then. He larps as 5'7" though
He, along with my grandma, described my maternal grandpa as quite short and he said he got his height from him. Let's assume he also got his proportions. My shorter uncle has a longer torso than me. The only reason I am taller is due to my legs being extremely long. Long torsos and short legs exaggerate shortness, along with the fact my maternal great grandma probably just made him look shorter in ccomparison, so my maternal great grandpa was probably 5'5.5" as he also must have been noticeably below avg in his country
Now, you're probably wondering, with my short great grandpa, how did my maternal grandma become average?
My great grandma has also been described as very tall and skinny. In order to produce a 5'4.5" female, the calculator guesses she must have been:
5'8.5"
This realistically makes sense. It's slightly above avg compared to even the men of the country my family is from, obv above avg for a female and her female frame and skinniness probably just made her look even taller. I can't imagine her being any taller because I none of her direct descendents are nearly as above avg as her for her gender. Imagine if I was lucky enough to inherit the genes that made her 5'8.5"
Basically 6'1.5" mogger
But yeah, back to the main point,
5'6" MATERNAL GREAT GRANDPA IMPREGNATED 5'9" MATERNAL GREAT GRANDMA MULTIPLE TIMES AND BEEN IN A RELATIONSHIP THEIR ENTIRE LIVES. PROBABLY HAD A GREAT FACE + DICK TO SATISFY HER PUSSY (TALLER GIRLS REQUIRE LONGER DICKS) AND DICK TO MAKE THE RELATIONSHIP LAST SO LONG + MOGGER FRAME AND VOICE TO KEEP HIS MASCULINITY GETTING HEIGHTMOGGED BY HIS WIFE. THIS COULD EXPLAIN WHY MY SHORTER UNCLE HAS SUCH A MOGGER FRAME AND VOICE. MAYBE HE GOT HIS MOGGER VERBAL IQ FOM HIM TOO (HE VOCABULARY MOGS ME TO DEATH DESPITE ENGLISH BEING HIS SECOND LANGUAGE)
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