TLIYE Blog: Tales from the massage parlor

[Deleted member 81734]

Some Rocket League to watch as you read:



I had been doing nofap recently, and whenever I do nofap I get insanely horny and like most men, my dick starts to take the wheel.
So I thought today would be a good day to see a hooker.

I was scrolling through listcrawler and skip the games and edging while I looked for my target
countless black women, fat latinas, and fat 40 year old white women with gray hair for miles
Try as I might, I was just having trouble getting it up for them, and it was starting to seem hopeless

Until I saw an actual white redhead girl in her 20s.
A little fat, and clearly a mom, perhaps a strong 4/10, but she was honestly the best thing I saw on there today

So I arranged a meet, showered, popped some cabergoline and cialis(don't ask why I have this stuff), got some cash, and headed on my way. She was on the opposite side of the city, so I had to drive about an hour to meet her. Figured the trip would be fun on a motorcycle so I didn't mind.
Anyway, trip is boring and nothing happens on the way there.

When I arrive, it is at the nastiest fucking little rundown motel in the middle of the ghetto with niggers EVERYWHERE just standing outside.
Make no mistake, I am half black, but naturalized feral BBCs are terrifying. Eurocels wouldn't understand. Also, as a lightskin, I am the natural prey of darkskins, so I have reason to fear.
I sit in the parking lot and text her that I'm there, no response.
I'm a little twitchy due to the negroid activity, but hoping I can calm down once I get inside the room. It's the middle of the day after all.
A few minutes later I see a girl who looks similar to the one in the ad emerge from a room with some white cuck in a suit who proceeds to his fancy sports car and books it. The girl begins talking to one of the negros.

I pray to god it isn't her because that is clearly a pimp, and I don't really want to be fucking this slampig while some n word next door listens in ready to bust a cap in me if I step incorrectly.

She goes inside and sends me a text back and tells me to "wait 5 minutes" and I wonder if I'm being set up.
One of the apes begins walking in my direction
Obviously I fucking panic and turn my engine on ready to zip onto the street, but he ends up walking away from me.
I imagine he was laughing at me for being such a pussy, but who wouldn'tfeel fear in that situation?
After that little fright, I just decide to ghost her and head home or somewhere else and get back on the road home.


cntd. in next post...

 

[shia.jihadist]

holy shit im not reading that maybe add some subway surfers gameplay

 

[Deleted member 81734]

Subway surfers gameplay to watch as you read



I make a stop at an Academy Sports and Outdoors store and sit in the parking lot briefly to contemplate whether I should give up and go home or find something else.

Due to the Cialis, I was bricked up the entire ride over there, and even had a hard-on as I was quivering in my boots at the sight of that scary ass nigger, which felt utterly pathetic.

I figured after 3 days of no fap, I may as well get some release, so I headed to a nearby asian massage parlor.
Once again, the drive was very mundane, a lot of traffic out and very hot.

I arrive at the massage parlor and the parking lot is fairly empty.
I enter the establishment and see the usual set up, mints at the front desk, cameras pointed toward the door, and a gated door .
I hear the voice of an asian woman greeting me in broken english and telling me to wait for her to open the door.
She opens the door,and reveals herself to be a mid 30s petite asian with little to no breasts, nasolabial folds, wearing an outfit that resembles a toddler's disney princess nightgown. The look on her face is a very clear IOD, and you can visibly tell hat she is disappointed to see me.
I don't really care to back out now, so i follow her down the hallway to my room.

Once inside I give her the money, she walks out, and i strip down to lay on the table.

The massage itself was actually fairly relaxing, she put some good effort into it and worked to get my knots out. It felt quite pleasant to have her soft skin brushing up against mine.
As we reached the end of the massage, she starts to tickle my ass and my nutsack, and I lift my hips up and lean back into her to signal that I want it

After a little teasing, she instructs me to flip over and tells me I'm "too big" so she doesn't want to fuck me (yeah right, I'm only 7.5 inches), but I'm not in the mood to fight it and I figure once I bust I'll be ready to go either way.
So she jerks me off, and it feels kind nice, and I cum into a paper towel. She does this weird thing after where she squeezed it like a tube of toothpaste to get all the cum out, which was uncomfortable but whatever.

Afterwards I get dressed and head back home, refreshed and ready to face the world

the end

 

[Ultimate Subhuman™]

Subway surfers gameplay to watch as you read



I make a stop at an Academy Sports and Outdoors store and sit in the parking lot briefly to contemplate whether I should give up and go home or find something else.

Due to the Cialis, I was bricked up the entire ride over there, and even had a hard-on as I was quivering in my boots at the sight of that scary ass nigger, which felt utterly pathetic.

I figured after 3 days of no fap, I may as well get some release, so I headed to a nearby asian massage parlor.
Once again, the drive was very mundane, a lot of traffic out and very hot.

I arrive at the massage parlor and the parking lot is fairly empty.
I enter the establishment and see the usual set up, mints at the front desk, cameras pointed toward the door, and a gated door .
I hear the voice of an asian woman greeting me in broken english and telling me to wait for her to open the door.
She opens the door,and reveals herself to be a mid 30s petite asian with little to no breasts, nasolabial folds, wearing an outfit that resembles a toddler's disney princess nightgown. The look on her face is a very clear IOD, and you can visibly tell hat she is disappointed to see me.
I don't really care to back out now, so i follow her down the hallway to my room.

Once inside I give her the money, she walks out, and i strip down to lay on the table.

The massage itself was actually fairly relaxing, she put some good effort into it and worked to get my knots out. It felt quite pleasant to have her soft skin brushing up against mine.
As we reached the end of the massage, she starts to tickle my ass and my nutsack, and I lift my hips up and lean back into her to signal that I want it

After a little teasing, she instructs me to flip over and tells me I'm "too big" so she doesn't want to fuck me (yeah right, I'm only 7.5 inches), but I'm not in the mood to fight it and I figure once I bust I'll be ready to go either way.
So she jerks me off, and it feels kind nice, and I cum into a paper towel. She does this weird thing after where she squeezed it like a tube of toothpaste to get all the cum out, which was uncomfortable but whatever.

Afterwards I get dressed and head back home, refreshed and ready to face the world

the end

Every single molecule

 

[Deleted member 81734]

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[Deleted member 81734]

@cromagnon

 

[cromagnon]

I’m mirin your bravery that you could be around dangerous negros for that long. I would’ve been gone at first sight of hood nignogs

 

[Deleted member 81734]

I’m mirin your bravery that you could be around dangerous negros for that long. I would’ve been gone at first sight of hood nignogs

I think it's kinda like how it is with dogs. If you act weak they'll chase you but if you remain calm they don't
also it was daytime jfl at the thought of doing this at night

 

[cromagnon]

I

I think it's kinda like how it is with dogs. If you act weak they'll chase you but if you remain calm they don't
also it was daytime jfl at the thought of doing this at night

If it was night you would probably be unaware of their presence tbh, they would be invisible like spiders hiding in corners waiting to strike

 

[DR. NICKGA]

She does this weird thing after where she squeezed it like a tube of toothpaste to get all the cum out, which was uncomfortable but whatever.

Nigga what

 

[Deleted member 81734]

I

If it was night you would probably be unaware of their presence tbh, they would be invisible like spiders hiding in corners waiting to strike

I would have gotten robbed with a swiftness
this was actual jungle nigger territory they would eat me alive

 

[Deleted member 81734]

Nigga what

like I came and then she kept starting from the base of the shaft and squishing up to get the remaining bit out

 

[Dendoni]

Good story, how do you look if you repulsed 30 yo asian masseur?

 

[Deleted member 81734]

Good story, how do you look if you repulsed 30 yo asian masseur?

im maybe a 3.75/10 and I'm mulatto. 5'11 height

 

[Dendoni]

im maybe a 3.75/10 and I'm mulatto

Brutal, good story tho, was nice to read

Tag me in your next adventure bro

 

[Deleted member 81734]

Brutal, good story tho, was nice to read

Tag me in your next adventure bro

Ofc! I try to see hookers/go to the massage parlor semi-regularly to maintain my sanity so there should definitely be another

 

[Dendoni]

Ofc! I try to see hookers/go to the massage parlor semi-regularly to maintain my sanity so there should definitely be another

Do you plan visiting vietnam/thailand?

 

[Deleted member 81734]

Do you plan visiting vietnam/thailand?

It's possible but not likely in the near future. If I did any kind of sex tourism trip soon, it would be to Mexico since I'm in Texas. I also have always wanted to visit Mexico , and I feel the drive could be fun.

 

[Dendoni]

It's possible but not likely in the near future. If I did any kind of sex tourism trip soon, it would be to Mexico since I'm in Texas. I also have always wanted to visit Mexico , and I feel the drive could be fun.

I guess you are right, i would be a bit afraid in mexico tho, imagine all cartels pimps, even worse than usa

 

[Deleted member 81734]

I guess you are right, i would be a bit afraid in mexico tho, imagine all cartels pimps, even worse than usa

From what I have read there are some places where they are pretty chill towards sex tourists, especially since they bring in business and killing them would effectively destroy that.

 

[Dendoni]

From what I have read there are some places where they are pretty chill towards sex tourists, especially since they bring in business and killing them would effectively destroy that.

Sounds good, if i were to go for tourism and some girl (i would rather find some girl and be entire time with her if possible, she could be local guide and can teach you language or something)

I would go as a volunteer there (free food, living, water, some program, so you are not bored, girls to meet there,...)

 

[Deleted member 81734]

Sounds good, if i were to go for tourism and some girl (i would rather find some girl and be entire time with her if possible, she could be local guide and can teach you language or something)

I would go as a volunteer there (free food, living, water, some program, so you are not bored, girls to meet there,...)

girls are not going to be interested in me if money is not involved, mi hombre

 

[_MVP_]

Funny game

 

[Neverbeganlmaoo]

You're a mulatto and need to get hooker's Jesus you must look like a alien because a 5/10 mulatto could fuck htb black girls

 

[Deleted member 81734]

You're a mulatto and need to get hooker's Jesus you must look like a alien because a 5/10 mulatto could fuck htb black girls

I'm perhaps a 3.75/10 as multiple users here have confirmed

 

[Deleted member 81734]

You're a mulatto and need to get hooker's Jesus you must look like a alien because a 5/10 mulatto could fuck htb black girls

that is also not true btw

 

[Neverbeganlmaoo]

that is also not true btw

Depends in the UK MULATTO is law

 

[Deleted member 81734]

Depends in the UK MULATTO is law

im in the US we have a harder time here in and we get bullied by darkskin blacks