To attract a 23-year-old Becky in 2022: just be white, tall, have curtains, be attractive, be lean and wear edgy clothes theory

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Formula needed to make you visible to any chubby zoomer Becky up to the age of 25:
  • be white
  • be at least 6'0 tall
  • have curtains
  • have thick eyebrows
  • have full pink lips (while still being white)
  • be at least 5 PSL
  • have an ottermode body
  • have glowing skin
  • wear edgy, oversized clothes
  • be NT
 
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@TanZera
 
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23yo is already roastee the body count of a 23 year old woman must be at least tens
Also
have full pink lips
I think red lips mog
 
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Formula needed to make you visible to any chubby zoomer Becky up to the age of 25:
  • be white
  • be at least 6'0 tall
  • have curtains
  • have thick eyebrows
  • have full pink lips (while still being white)
  • be at least 5 PSL
  • have an ottermode body
  • have glowing skin
  • wear edgy, oversized clothes
So.....be you:unsure: because you're all that except for the fact that you're 5'10 which is dead average and not a big deal
 
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Yes, because of their ever-increasing standards.
damn, i dunno about it.
maybe if the chadlite is tall and have a top tier body, than yes
but a skinny tall chadlite don't stand a chance tbh
 
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Ottermode body

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How are women not repulsed by this?:feelsmega: I don't get it.
 
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Great and based thread
 
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be robust med with good bone structure vast appeal eye area and muscles wearing skinny jeans works too apparently
 
So.....be you:unsure: because you're all that except for the fact that you're 5'10 which is dead average and not a big deal
Hmmm...
  • be white :no:
  • be at least 6'0 tall :no:
  • have curtains :yes:
  • have thick eyebrows :yes:
  • have full pink lips (while still being white) :yes: (not white)
  • be at least 5 PSL :yes:
  • have an ottermode body :no:
  • have glowing skin :yes: (I guess, apart from a tiny bit of scarring)
  • wear edgy, oversized clothes :no:
  • be NT :no:
 
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idk i don't have a med degree. all i know is that oldcels are big and chubby and when you get old your health deteriorates so lean = healthy
 
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be robust med with good bone structure vast appeal eye area and muscles wearing skinny jeans works too apparently
If you want the love island skanks sure
 
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How are women not repulsed by this?:feelsmega: I don't get it.
Women want these types of bodies. Very attractive male faces are often paired with ottermode bodies + they make women cream. Not excessively bulky roided bodies, but ottermode bodies.
 
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You are white lol. Already mentioned the height part, you're at least average, you're lean so idk how you're saying that doesnt count etc
 
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If you want the love island skanks sure
when you're high appeal you can have different type of bitches just changing clothes and hairstyle
 
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Why curtain cut though?
 
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damn, i dunno about it.
maybe if the chadlite is tall and have a top tier body, than yes
but a skinny tall chadlite don't stand a chance tbh
Skinny tall chadlites would do well with alt/mentally damaged foids with daddy issues
 
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-Lebanese is white enough, ur good.
-be 6'0 feet? Fraud with lifts+ 5'10 IS 6 feet according to most 5'10 guys I know
-ottermode body can be achieved, just eat like an aushswitz survivor
-oversized clothes; wouldn't care about that one, what are you a fag
-be NT- fake it till you make it
 
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Vinnie hacker / og curlyjames pheno
 
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  • be white
  • be at least 6'0 tall
  • have curtains
  • have thick eyebrows
  • have full pink lips (while still being white)
  • be at least 5 PSL
what
 
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Fuarkk the new UI of this site is disgusting. Why change my profile pic to round? What is this facebook
 
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You are white, at the very least white-passing. Already mentioned the height part, you're at least average, you're lean so idk how you're saying that doesnt count etc
I need to be more NT, have better SMV by being more NT and associating with non-ethnics (most of my friends are ethnic but I wouldn't abandon them just to try and fit in with a group that would never accept me due to past experiences) and wear baggy, edgy clothes like JNCO jeans, chains and oversized flannels that make me look like a tryhard.
 
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Fuarkk the new UI of this site is disgusting. Why change my profile pic to round? What is this facebook
What's the new UI?
 
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What's the new UI?
They changed the website's design to make the profile pics have round edges instead of the usual square.
 
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-Lebanese is white enough, ur good.
-be 6'0 feet? Fraud with lifts+ 5'10 IS 6 feet according to most 5'10 guys I know
-ottermode body can be achieved, just eat like an aushswitz survivor
-oversized clothes; wouldn't care about that one, what are you a fag
-be NT- fake it till you make it
  • That's true but would the foid be willing to convert to Islam once I marry her? (I don't want white foids, but the ethnic foids that I usually get attention from are dark-skinned self-hating curryfoids which I don't want. They think just because I look white and I have eastern blood, I will commit to them and be interested in them. No, I won't. I like MENA, Latina, Somali or mixed race women, including mulattas, Blasians, hapas, Latinas, etc)
  • Shoe lifting effects are sadly temporary + I get heightmogged everywhere I go including wearing such shoes
  • I'm an endo-mesomorph, my body genetics are different
  • No, but it's just that many foids these days LOVE the oversized look. They love baggy jeans (as long as you're white and a prettyboy), chains and oversized flannels that give you the "soft cute boy" look
  • It's pretty hard for me to mask even do I do try
 
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They changed the website's design to make the profile pics have round edges instead of the usual square.
I don't see it..... how does it look like?
 
Formula needed to make you visible to any chubby zoomer Becky up to the age of 25:
  • be white
  • be at least 6'0 tall
  • have curtains
  • have thick eyebrows
  • have full pink lips (while still being white)
  • be at least 5 PSL
  • have an ottermode body
  • have glowing skin
  • wear edgy, oversized clothes
  • be NT
i’m all of these besides 6’0, am 5’11
do i win at life?
 
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now what then
gonna tryhard to become 6’4 gigachad brb
why do foids love baggy clothes so much on prettyboys
 
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  • That's true but would the foid be willing to convert to Islam once I marry her? (I don't want white foids, but the ethnic foids that I usually get attention from are dark-skinned self-hating curryfoids which I don't want. They think just because I look white and I have eastern blood, I will commit to them and be interested in them. No, I won't. I like MENA, Latina, Somali or mixed race women, including mulattas, Blasians, hapas, Latinas, etc)
  • Shoe lifting effects are sadly temporary + I get heightmogged everywhere I go including wearing such shoes
  • I'm an endo-mesomorph, my body genetics are different
  • No, but it's just that many foids these days LOVE the oversized look. They love baggy jeans (as long as you're white and a prettyboy), chains and oversized flannels that give you the "soft cute boy" look
  • It's pretty hard for me to mask even do I do try
Dn rd kys

Edit: Blasians exist?:feelsmega: is that even a thing nowadays? God I'm behind the times.
 
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  • That's true but would the foid be willing to convert to Islam once I marry her? (I don't want white foids, but the ethnic foids that I usually get attention from are dark-skinned self-hating curryfoids which I don't want. They think just because I look white and I have eastern blood, I will commit to them and be interested in them. No, I won't. I like MENA, Latina, Somali or mixed race women, including mulattas, Blasians, hapas, Latinas, etc)
  • Shoe lifting effects are sadly temporary + I get heightmogged everywhere I go including wearing such shoes
  • I'm an endo-mesomorph, my body genetics are different
  • No, but it's just that many foids these days LOVE the oversized look. They love baggy jeans (as long as you're white and a prettyboy), chains and oversized flannels that give you the "soft cute boy" look
  • It's pretty hard for me to mask even do I do try
In what sense are you Muslim though? Maybe she can respect your traditions without converting?
 
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In what sense are you Muslim though? Maybe she can respect your traditions without converting?
I was born into the religion, I fast during Ramadan, pray every now and then and sometimes go to mosque on Friday if I am able to. I don't eat pork.
 
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Formula needed to make you visible to any chubby zoomer Becky up to the age of 25:
  • be white
  • be at least 6'0 tall
  • have curtains
  • have thick eyebrows
  • have full pink lips (while still being white)
  • be at least 5 PSL
  • have an ottermode body
  • have glowing skin
  • wear edgy, oversized clothes
  • be NT
Literally check all those boxes except the last two, ntpill is brutal
 
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gives the appearance of good frame without being too dominant
foids think baggy clothes on tall chad = more likely to listen to them and take care of them
 
I was born into the religion, I fast during Ramadan, pray every now and then and sometimes go to mosque on Friday if I am able to. I don't eat pork.
That's surprising considering u had a gf, was she also muslim?
I was also religious but we all saved ourself up for marriage to speak.
 
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That's surprising considering u had a gf, was she also muslim
Half white half Muslim Indian.
She lied about coming from a conservative Muslim family - she lived with her white single mother, was degen and LARPed about being HQNP, having a maths degree and different from other foids out there.
 
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Dam, I check absolutely zero boxes.
 
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