To Catch a Predator: the Top 35

[Wallenberg]

 

[Deleted member 22124]

 

[Deleted member 13787]

only ugly guys on that show. Every single one got mogged by chris hansen

 

[Wallenberg]

only ugly guys on that show. Every single one got mogged by chris hansen

yep

 

[Wallenberg]

only ugly guys on that show. Every single one got mogged by chris hansen

Rate Chris Hansen at his prime

 

[Deleted member 17578]

predator for being attracted to fertile teenage women

oke bud

 

[Deleted member 13787]

Rate Chris Hansen at his prime

cant find any pics of him in his true prime, probably chadlite tho

 

[Wallenberg]

cant find any pics of him in his true prime, probably chadlite tho

Agree

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

So this is what excites you sexually ... climaxing to pedos being arrested. "Yes, slap those cold metal cuffs onto his wrists! YES! Do it slowly ... ah, yes, nice and slowly. I wanna see that "its over" in his face."

 

[Wallenberg]

So this is what excites you sexually ... climaxing to pedos being arrested. "Yes, slap those cold metal cuffs onto his wrists! YES! Do it slowly ... ah, yes, nice and slowly. I wanna see that "its over" in his face."

 

[Dr. Bludy]

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[BigJimsWornOutTires]

I don't understand. Why didn't the cops shoot him? I'm so confused.

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

I tried to catfish pedos on Snapchat once. But I failed. They wouldn't take the bait. Here's a copypaste chatlog from one of my targets.

HornyLiberalSupporter: "Hi, how old are you?"

Me, disguised as JBConfusedLilly: "Ugh, I'm pushing 15. I can't wait for the big one-five. Right?"

HornyLiberalSupporter: "Um ... are you sure you're 14? I haven't heard fourteen-year-olds using ugh expressions before. Ugh is usually expressed by old people who are tired of life."

JBConfusedLilly: "Ugh, tell me about it, nigga. Let's cut to the chase. I'm 14, and you're an adult ready to have illegal sex with me. Let's meet up!"

HorneyLiberalSupporter: <blocked and reported>

 

[cytoplasm]

only ugly guys on that show. Every single one got mogged by chris hansen

Cuz they know if the guy looked like this they would get thirsted over and would defeat the purpose of the show

 

[Wallenberg]

I don't understand. Why didn't the cops shoot him? I'm so confused.

There's a rumor that one of those guys offered Chris Hansen a blowjob if he would let him go.

 

[Wallenberg]

Cuz they know if the guy looked like this they would get thirsted over and would defeat the purpose of the show
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Nah.

 

[cytoplasm]

Nah.

Nah what

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

Nah.

So the rumors are true. Interesting. There was a story about Chris Hansen telling one of the pedos, that was never aired, "What if ... what if my butthole was that teenager you came here to meet? Would you care to violate it?"

 

[Wallenberg]

So the rumors are true. Interesting. There was a story about Chris Hansen telling one of the pedos, that was never aired, "What if ... what if my butthole was that teenager you came here to meet? Would you care to violate it?"

Chris Hansen is a great guy