To stay in vagina-smashing shape, you've to keep to the plan, Stan!

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

Srs. You can't fall back. Gotta keep the blood pumping and muscles pulsating! Once you fall back, usually follows with, "Ugh, not today. I'll get to it tomorrow," your body starts adjusting to idle. And regardless if you sit behind a desk, or push food icon buttons, bring in the shopping carts, whatever, it's not the same as working out. Your body desires to pump and rip! Man body, that is. Women's bodies are not conceived by nature to keep that shit jackhammering. Sure, they can do aerobics all day and convince themselves, "I can be a man!" No. You can't. You're one to be smashed, not the other way around.

But whatever gotta keep these bitches throbbing!

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

 

[Deleted member 11758]

that’s why i do cardio so i can pound pussy for hours, also training glutes helps with that too

 

[Deleted member 18244]

Ill never set foot in a gym

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

Ill never set foot in a gym

Why not? Those arrogant stares, uh? Forget about it. You use that as fuel!

 

[Deleted member 18244]

Why not? Those arrogant stares, uh? Forget about it. You use that as fuel!

The stares are pretty arrogant smh. “you dirty subhuman, I mog you to the moon and back without lifting a finger,” they seem to say. A look like that could churdle a grown man’s cum like it’s goat milk.

I’ve stopped looking at people like that tho

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

The stares are pretty arrogant smh. “you dirty subhuman, I mog you to the moon and back without lifting a finger,” they seem to say. A look like that could churdle a grown man’s cum like it’s goat milk.

I’ve stopped looking at people like that tho

Um. "...A look like that could churdle a grown man’s cum like it’s goat milk." Um. Well. Yup. That-that's something else there.

 

[cvzvvc]

Very cool, Jim!

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

Very cool, Jim!

It works.

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

Very cool, Jim!

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

Very cool, Jim!

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

Ugh. Some days I feel like, "Ugh. This feels like a day where I give up." So I push it!

Just like sex! But my muscles being the vaginas, and the weights, ugh, the vagina smashers. And as to having sex. When I get to that point of release, if the vagina hasn't, I can't. That would be pretty damn selfish of me. A vagina goes through all that trouble getting her clothes off and excited just for you to explode without her? Smh. What the fuck? So I HOLD! Like a platoon ready to counterattack. And the general screams, "HOOOLD! HOOOLD! HOOOLD!" Yes, sir! The platoon is ready for deployment! And he repeats, "HOOOOLD! HOOOOLD!" And so the enemy, the vagina, begins to tense and crinkle....she exhales that wail.....and there I go. Shocka-shocka-boom-boom.

 

[Aetheling]

Ill never set foot in a gym

And thats why no one will remember your name

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

And thats why no one will remember your name

Gotta go strong or gotta stay home. Or both, if you have a personal gym.

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

Back to work today! So I took a few days off. And ugh, paid in full. Muscles prospered from the rest and heal. Now, back to the pump that shit up, cracka!