To those who are in (or at least went to) college: Have you ever attended a college party?

[BadLuck7892]

I never attended a single college party.

 

[Gonthar]

I never attended a single college party.

Over for you...
Your only chance of ascension would be to throw your own parties and invite people.

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

Yup. I filmed them as I entered their party.

 

[BadLuck7892]

Over for you...
Your only chance of ascension would be to throw your own parties and invite people.

That'd end up like the Sum 41 song where he says "I trashed my own house party cuz nobody came"

I suppose I really aged myself by mentioning Sum 41. A majority of the userbase on this forum is probably too young to listen to Sum 41.

 

[BadLuck7892]

Yup. I filmed them as I entered their party.

The foid-to-dude ratio at that party is promising.

 

[Gonthar]

That'd end up like the Sum 41 song where he says "I trashed my own house party cuz nobody came"

Just make sure you have something to offer: free food, drinks, drugs, girls, music, entertainment, etc. and people will come...

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

The foid-to-dude ratio at that party is promising.

True. I told them, "I'm here to bust faces open and chew bubble gum. And I'm all out of bubble gum." Then they attacked me.