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My nigga i was walking inside the store with on my phone talking to my mom about what i have to buy, and i see this Dad with 2 daughters looking in the direction i was coming from and for a moment i look at his daughter who was BEAUTIFUL.

I was walking and there was a big sign in front of me and she moved her head in the way to look at me over the sign while smiling (she must have been 15/16 or 17, while i’m 19).

I was talking to my mom on the phone so my brain couldn’t manage all of the overflow of information but the Foid looked at me for like 3-4 seconds, the. smiled and turned around with her hands behind her back with her hand like this:
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I didn’t know what to do so i kept going took the stuff and got home…

Did i fumble?
 
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Turning around head to u is the best sign of attraction innit

If that really happened ur attractive
 
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dnrd
 
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Turning around head to u is the best sign of attraction innit

If that really happened ur attractive
i been looks maxing ya know heheheh thanks bhai
 
i been looks maxing ya know heheheh thanks bhai
A girl turning her head and smiling is the biggest dopamine in my opinion I love that

It’s also 100% certainty of attraction nobody does that to just anyone
 
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A girl turning her head and smiling is the biggest dopamine in my opinion I love that

It’s also 100% certainty of attraction nobody does that to just anyone
yeah it really made me confident the time i remained in the store and i felt really good
 
Imagine being such a pussy that you are even afraid to flex properly on an anonymous internet forum

You'll stay a virgin for a long time
 
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Why didnt you squintmaxx with Uberchad huntereyes look?

Haven you learnt nothing from Looksmaxx PSL tales??? 🤷🏻‍♂️🤷🏻‍♂️
 
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Imagine being such a pussy that you are even afraid to flex properly on an anonymous internet forum

You'll stay a virgin for a long time
Why you have manlet Chad in your avi, boyo???
 
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You have to flirt with mom first if you want to peel off her daughter
 
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Imagine being such a pussy that you are even afraid to flex properly on an anonymous internet forum

You'll stay a virgin for a long time
what are you talking about
 
Jfl the picture 💀

Mirin tho she probably just thought you were looking at her and was like "yeah I'm so hot look at me"
 
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My nigga i was walking inside the store with on my phone talking to my mom about what i have to buy, and i see this Dad with 2 daughters looking in the direction i was coming from and for a moment i look at his daughter who was BEAUTIFUL.

I was walking and there was a big sign in front of me and she moved her head in the way to look at me over the sign while smiling (she must have been 15/16 or 17, while i’m 19).

I was talking to my mom on the phone so my brain couldn’t manage all of the overflow of information but the Foid looked at me for like 3-4 seconds, the. smiled and turned around with her hands behind her back with her hand like this:
View attachment 2488831
I didn’t know what to do so i kept going took the stuff and got home…

Did i fumble?
yeah nobodys gonna believe this buddy try better
 
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Jfl the picture 💀

Mirin tho she probably just thought you were looking at her and was like "yeah I'm so hot look at me"
nah she looked at me first moving her head in the way so i notice her
 
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she probably thought you was the same age as her '5'6 manlet'
 
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could be a market though 16 17 you will look youthful at 5'6
yeah that’s the demographic i’m going for.
I’m 5’6 19yo and pretty boy maxxed and i look really young, much younger than my age to the point that everywhere i go they ask me for ID because they think i’m a minor
 
yeah that’s the demographic i’m going for.
I’m 5’6 19yo and pretty boy maxxed and i look really young, much younger than my age to the point that everywhere i go they ask me for ID because they think i’m a minor
goodluck you only have about a year before you become a predator
 
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Bragging dog
 
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Why didnt you squintmaxx with Uberchad huntereyes look?

Haven you learnt nothing from Looksmaxx PSL tales??? 🤷🏻‍♂️🤷🏻‍♂️
And to cheekbite to look like rameriz
 
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she was looking at the guy behind you
FutureChadronelite
 
A girl turning her head and smiling is the biggest dopamine in my opinion I love that

It’s also 100% certainty of attraction nobody does that to just anyone
Gold
 
yeah that’s the demographic i’m going for.
I’m 5’6 19yo and pretty boy maxxed and i look really young, much younger than my age to the point that everywhere i go they ask me for ID because they think i’m a minor
If you look young then maybe you're a late bloomer like me. We'll grow taller
 
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My nigga i was walking inside the store with on my phone talking to my mom about what i have to buy, and i see this Dad with 2 daughters looking in the direction i was coming from and for a moment i look at his daughter who was BEAUTIFUL.

I was walking and there was a big sign in front of me and she moved her head in the way to look at me over the sign while smiling (she must have been 15/16 or 17, while i’m 19).

I was talking to my mom on the phone so my brain couldn’t manage all of the overflow of information but the Foid looked at me for like 3-4 seconds, the. smiled and turned around with her hands behind her back with her hand like this:
View attachment 2488831
I didn’t know what to do so i kept going took the stuff and got home…

Did i fumble?
image

probably did this and she was disgusted by you
 
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My nigga i was walking inside the store with on my phone talking to my mom about what i have to buy, and i see this Dad with 2 daughters looking in the direction i was coming from and for a moment i look at his daughter who was BEAUTIFUL.

I was walking and there was a big sign in front of me and she moved her head in the way to look at me over the sign while smiling (she must have been 15/16 or 17, while i’m 19).

I was talking to my mom on the phone so my brain couldn’t manage all of the overflow of information but the Foid looked at me for like 3-4 seconds, the. smiled and turned around with her hands behind her back with her hand like this:
View attachment 2488831
I didn’t know what to do so i kept going took the stuff and got home…

Did i fumble?
Forgot to take your scitzo meds before leaving the house?
 
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My nigga i was walking inside the store with on my phone talking to my mom about what i have to buy, and i see this Dad with 2 daughters looking in the direction i was coming from and for a moment i look at his daughter who was BEAUTIFUL.

I was walking and there was a big sign in front of me and she moved her head in the way to look at me over the sign while smiling (she must have been 15/16 or 17, while i’m 19).

I was talking to my mom on the phone so my brain couldn’t manage all of the overflow of information but the Foid looked at me for like 3-4 seconds, the. smiled and turned around with her hands behind her back with her hand like this:
View attachment 2488831
I didn’t know what to do so i kept going took the stuff and got home…

Did i fumble?
tales from the ghetto.
 
If you look young then maybe you're a late bloomer like me. We'll grow taller
have you grown taller after 18? im 19 and i look legit like a 15 yo (but dimorphic tho).
 
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have you grown taller after 18? im 19 and i look legit like a 15 yo (but dimorphic tho).
as long as you got bonez in your face you’re good
 
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how tall you were and how tall you is now?
Like around 170s and I grew to match my friends height he was slightly taller than me. Now 175 last time I checked.
 
Like around 170s and I grew to match my friends height he was slightly taller than me. Now 175 last time I checked.
how old were you before and how old is you now?
 
You should’ve smacked her ass or asked for snap
 
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