Today Chad bowed before me

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Yahya

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>be me
>5'3 22 years old neanderthal looking sinhalese cybersecurity engineer
>omw to work
>I get in the bus
>6'4 - 6'4.5 chad gets in, takes a seat in front of me
>I play clash royale and win against 强大的中国乍得
>now gets interesting
>6'1 blonde stacy+ gets in the bus and sits at the back of it
>Chad seems interested and goes sit next to her and tries to seduce her
>Stacy clearly uninterested
>She keeps looking at me
>Gets up and comes sit next to me
>She caresses my lap and kiss my neck
>Bus stop, I get up to go to work
>Chad follows me outside
>"WAIT"
>"Hm ?"
>"H-.... *pants heavily*.. H-HOW DID YOU DO THAT ? I MEAN THAT'S JUST IMPOSSI-.."
> I put my finger on his mouth
>"Shhhh".. "I have Aura"
>"WILL YOU TEACH ME ?"
>Chad bows down
>"PLEASE TEACH ME!"
>"Yes,my student..."
>Chad starts crying knowing that looks and height don't matter at all it's all about confidence and he's about to personalityscend thanks to me


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>be me
>5'3 22 years old neanderthal looking sinhalese cybersecurity engineer
>omw to work
>I get in the bus
>6'4 - 6'4.5 chad gets in, takes a seat in front of me
>I play clash royale and win against 强大的中国乍得
>now gets interesting
>6'1 blonde stacy+ gets in the bus and sits at the back of it
>Chad seems interested and goes sit next to her and tries to seduce her
>Stacy clearly uninterested
>She keeps looking at me
>Gets up and comes sit next to me
>She caresses my lap and kiss my neck
>Bus stop, I get up to go to work
>Chad follows me outside
>"WAIT"
>"Hm ?"
>"H-.... *pants heavily*.. H-HOW DID YOU DO THAT ? I MEAN THAT'S JUST IMPOSSI-.."
> I put my finger on his mouth
>"Shhhh".. "I have Aura"
>"WILL YOU TEACH ME ?"
>Chad bows down
>"PLEASE TEACH ME!"
>"Yes,my student..."
>Chad starts crying knowing that looks and height don't matter at all it's all about confidence and he's about to personalityscend thanks to me


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