TODAY, HURRICANE NAME RETIREMENTS ARE BEING ANNOUNCED. WHO IS GOING IN THE BIN?

[Xangsane]

AND WHAT DO YOU THINK ARE THE REPLACEMENTS?

Lately, the WMO have been DEImaxxing with the replacement names:

• Irma —> Idalia
• Ian —> Idris
• Ida —> Imani
• Fiona —> Farrah (Fawcett saves this one)
• Otis —> Otilio
• And of course there’s Deshawn and Tayshaun

Hurricane names get retired if they mog people and land.

2024 North Atlantic tropical cyclone season statistics

Storm name	Dates active	Storm category at peak intensity	Max 1-min wind mph (km/h)	Min. press. (mbar)	Areas affected	Damage (USD)	Deaths	Ref(s).
Season aggregates
18 systems	June 19 – November 18
Alberto​	June 19–20	Tropical storm	50 (85)	992	Yucatán Peninsula, Northeastern Mexico, Texas, coastal Louisiana	$265 million	2 (3)	[339][79]
Beryl​	June 28 – July 9	Category 5 hurricane	165 (270)	932	Lesser Antilles, Windward Islands, Venezuela, Greater Antilles, Yucatán Peninsula, Central and Northeastern United States, Eastern Canada	$8.32 billion	66 (7)	[340][341][342]
Chris​	June 30 – July 1	Tropical storm	45 (75)	1005	Yucatán Peninsula, Eastern Mexico	>$51.3 million	5 (1)	[343]
Debby​	August 3–8	Category 1 hurricane	80 (130)	979	Lucayan Archipelago, Greater Antilles, Eastern Gulf Coast, Eastern United States, Eastern Canada, United Kingdom, Faroe Islands	$4.5 billion	18	[144]
Ernesto​	August 12–20	Category 2 hurricane	100 (155)	967	Leeward Islands, Puerto Rico, Bermuda, Atlantic Canada, British Isles	$520 million	3
Francine​	September 9–12	Category 2 hurricane	105 (165)	972	Eastern Mexico, Gulf Coast of the United States	$1.3 billion	None
Gordon​	September 11–17	Tropical storm	45 (75)	1004	None	None	None
Helene​	September 24–27	Category 4 hurricane	140 (220)	939	Cayman Islands, Nicaragua, Honduras, Yucatán Peninsula, Cuba, Southeastern United States	>$78.7 billion	175 (74)	[344][345][346] [347][348]
Isaac​	September 25–30	Category 2 hurricane	105 (165)	963	None	None	None
Joyce​	September 27–30	Tropical storm	50 (85)	1001	None	None	None
Kirk​	September 29 – October 7	Category 4 hurricane	150 (240)	928	Netherlands, France, Spain, Portugal, Luxembourg, Belgium, Germany, Switzerland, Sweden, Norway	$110 million	1	[349]
Leslie​	October 2–12	Category 2 hurricane	105 (165)	970	None	None	None
Milton​	October 5–10	Category 5 hurricane	180 (285)	895	Western Gulf Coast of Mexico, Yucatán Peninsula, Greater Antilles, Southeastern United States, Lucayan Archipelago, Bermuda	$34.3 billion	35	[350][351][352] [353][354][355] [356][357]
Nadine​	October 19–20	Tropical storm	60 (95)	1002	Belize, Mexico (Yucatán Peninsulaand Chiapas), Guatemala, Honduras	>$103 million	13
Oscar​	October 19–22	Category 1 hurricane	85 (140)	986	Turks and Caicos Islands, Southern Bahamas, Cuba	$50 million	8
Patty​	November 1–4	Tropical storm	65 (100)	982[nb 3]	Azores	Minimal	None
Rafael​	November 4–10	Category 3 hurricane	120 (195)	954	Panama, Costa Rica, Colombia, Jamaica, Cayman Islands, Cuba	≥$1.35 billion	2 (6)	[307][308][358]
Sara​	November 14–18	Tropical storm	50 (85)	997	Dominican Republic, Honduras, Nicaragua, Guatemala, El Salvador, Belize, Yucatán Peninsula	$139 million	2 (6)

 

[Xangsane]

NUMEROLOGY: 2025 Atlantic hurricane season, STORM BY STORM [MIAMI WILL TURN INTO GAZA IN SEPTEMBER 2025 BECAUSE OF A BEANERCEL]

------------- ---------- ------ -------- Here is the updated and finalized table for the 2025 Atlantic hurricane season, with peak intensity, landfalling intensity (specific locations), damage in dollars, and estimated death ranges: Name Formation Date Impact Date Name Vibration...

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[Xangsane]

Was Beryl or Helene more BBC hungry?

Title. Not asking about Milton because that shit is gay. Hurricane Beryl Meteorological history Category 5 major hurricane Overall effects Beryl shortly after peak intensity over the eastern Caribbean Sea on July 2 Formed June 28, 2024 Extratropical July 9, 2024 Dissipated...

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[2025cel]

I'm Indian.

 

[Xangsane]

@2025cel hell no

 

[Xangsane]

@2025cel its a multiple choice poll
Not just beryl
Also what do you think the replacement names will be

 

[2025cel]

@2025cel hell no

Why not? Beryl btw.

 

[Xangsane]

Why not? Beryl btw.

Multiple choice poll
Why Beryl and what’s the replacement names you think?

Beryl is a foid name btw

 

[Debetro]

Debby

 

[Xangsane]

@Debetro tell me you voted Debby because you are a Debby

 

[IOS]

wht do u even talk about most of time

 

[Xangsane]

Debby

@Debetro tell me you voted Debby because you are a Debby

Predict the replacement name?
Anyone else?

 

[Xangsane]

wht do u even talk about most of time

This forum is getting boring ngl, and a lot of irl stuff.

 

[Xangsane]

@optimisticzoomer

>ernesto

Tell me you’re fucking kidding

 

[2025cel]

Cut off the "sane" from the xangsane, then it would be mogger btw.

Multiple choice poll
Why Beryl and what’s the replacement names you think?

Beryl is a foid name btw

Replacement should be Solomon.

 

[optimisticzoomer]

@optimisticzoomer

>ernesto

Tell me you’re fucking kidding

Or Rafael
Kirk, Milton and Beryl have to stay

 

[Xangsane]

Cut off the "sane" from the xangsane, then it would be mogger btw.

Xang
Sounds like a drug

Replacement should be Solomon.

No, the replacement name has to be of the same gender and same beginning letter

 

[Askeladd93270]

Dnr you

 

[Xangsane]

Or Rafael

Why so?

Kirk,

Agree, all he did was stuffed his face with let at ADE and berghain/kitkat @MoggerGaston

Milton and Beryl have to stay

Are you fucking kidding me, how?

 

[2025cel]

Xang
Sounds like a drug

No, the replacement name has to be of the same gender and same beginning letter

Beatrice.

 

[Xangsane]

Dnr you

Join date checks out

 

[Xangsane]

Beatrice.

Fair enough, the others?
ChatGPT predicts Brielle

 

[2025cel]

Fair enough, the others?
ChatGPT predicts Brielle

Daisy.
Eric.
Faith.
Hannah.
Kali.
Myers.
Rachel.

 

[Xangsane]

Daisy.
Eric.
Faith.
Hannah.
Kali.
Myers.
Rachel.

There’s already a Hannah

 

[2025cel]

There’s already a Hannah

Hope.

 

[Xangsane]

Hope.

Wanna see AI’s predictions? It’s based off the actual naming trends of the WMO

 

[2025cel]

Wanna see AI’s predictions? It’s based off the actual naming trends of the WMO

K

 

[Xangsane]

K

4o:

Retired Name	Replacement	Reason
Beryl	Brielle	On-trend, safe, feminine
Helene	Hayla	Soft, unique, distinct from Hanna
Milton	Malik	DEI-core, punchy, no conflict
Debby	Dara	Short, clean, pan-ethnic
Rafael	Rayen	Indigenous-rooted, distinct
John(EPAC)	Jairo	Spanish-rooted, not in other basins

o3-mini-high:

TL;DR Final Predictions:

• Beryl becomes Brielle

• Helene becomes Helia

• Milton becomes Malik

• Debby becomes Demi

• Rafael becomes Roberto

• (EPAC) John becomes Jairo

 

[Sushifart]

Hope.

Hurricane named Hope is cagefuel ngl

 

[2025cel]

Hurricane named Hope is cagefuel ngl

Hope, fully.
And absolutely devastatingly.

 

[Xangsane]

4o:

Retired Name	Replacement	Reason
Beryl	Brielle	On-trend, safe, feminine
Helene	Hayla	Soft, unique, distinct from Hanna
Milton	Malik	DEI-core, punchy, no conflict
Debby	Dara	Short, clean, pan-ethnic
Rafael	Rayen	Indigenous-rooted, distinct
John(EPAC)	Jairo	Spanish-rooted, not in other basins

o3-mini-high:

TL;DR Final Predictions:

• Beryl becomes Brielle

• Helene becomes Helia

• Milton becomes Malik

• Debby becomes Demi

• Rafael becomes Roberto

• (EPAC) John becomes Jairo

@2025cel thoughts

[ETHNICPILL] Hurricanes "Ian" and "Fiona" replaced by "Idris" and "Farrah" for 2028, joining fellow future ethnicanes Imani, Deshawn, Tayshaun, Omar

Today: Last year, "Imani" replaced "Ida": https://looksmax.org/threads/lsacel-hurricane-imani-is-coming-to-town-in-2027-joining-deshawn-tayshaun-gonzalo-omar-and-humberto-other-ethnicanes.491972/...

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Which news headlines mog? 1996 vs 2026?

1996 2026

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LSAcel Hurricane "Imani" is coming to town in 2027, joining Deshawn, Tayshaun, Gonzalo, Omar and Humberto (other ethnicanes)

You can't make this shit up :feelskek::feelskek::feelskek::feelskek::feelskek::feelskek: Just in time before Autism Awareness Month ends: Another ethnicane joins the squad: https://looksmax.org/threads/imagine-giving-storms-names-like-deshawn-tayshaun-gonzalo-and-humberto.410584/ LifeFuel...

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[Xangsane]

Hurricane named Hope is cagefuel ngl

Hope, fully.
And absolutely devastatingly.

How likely do you think they’d use Hope for Helene’s replacement?

 

[Sushifart]

Get that fat bitch Debby outta here dawg

And Ernesto sounds mexican, deport now.. MAGA MAGA MAGA

 

[Xangsane]

Hurricane named Hope is cagefuel ngl

Hope, fully.
And absolutely devastatingly.

Debby

Meanwhile Helene:

Little girl gets diagnosed with autism after consuming PSL brainrot at age 8

https://looksmax.org/threads/little-girl-starts-bonesmashing-caught-by-her-mum.1127834/

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[Xangsane]

Get that fat bitch Debby outta here dawg

Why Debby? What about the others?

And Ernesto sounds mexican, deport now.. MAGA MAGA MAGA

You have no room to breathe

JFL one of them right at the peak season

 

[2025cel]

Meanwhile Helene:

Little girl gets diagnosed with autism after consuming PSL brainrot at age 8

https://looksmax.org/threads/little-girl-starts-bonesmashing-caught-by-her-mum.1127834/

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@Sushifart run some pajeet astrology for that thread.

 

[Sushifart]

How likely do you think they’d use Hope for Helene’s replacement?

Hope sounds like an ironic name you'd give to your adopted (insert ethnicity) child. Like naming your black adopted kid John or some shit. Like wtf?

 

[Xangsane]

@Sushifart run some pajeet astrology for that thread.

Numerology thinks Humberto and Melissa will destroy everything
Fernand and Imelda for some gulf threats, even fucking Barry

 

[Xangsane]

Hope sounds like an ironic name you'd give to your adopted (insert ethnicity) child. Like naming your black adopted kid John or some shit. Like wtf?

Remember two nigger twins named winner and loser? And loser lifemogged?

 

[optimisticzoomer]

Fair enough, the others?
ChatGPT predicts Brielle

Brenda, Barbara

 

[Sushifart]

Remember two nigger twins named winner and loser? And loser lifemogged?

Dawg WHAT

I feel like I just skipped 200 chapters in a book ngl. Last time I was in these threads you spoke of Jova. What happened to her? Did she become trans or what

Why did loser lifemog
Impressed he managed to pull it off despite being a double negative

 

[lifeless]

I seez

 

[Sushifart]

Numerology thinks Humberto and Melissa will destroy everything
Fernand and Imelda for some gulf threats, even fucking Barry

Lowkey makes sense even without the numerology. Humberto and Melissa sound like a fat hispanic couple. Big people means big destruction me thinks

 

[Xangsane]

Dawg WHAT

YES THOUGHHTS

I feel like I just skipped 200 chapters in a book ngl. Last time I was in these threads you spoke of Jova. What happened to her? Did she become trans or what

@Jova is officially a foid name if a hurricane according to the NHC and WMO

Why did loser lifemog
Impressed he managed to pull it off despite being a double negative

Winner, Loser, and Marijuana Pepsi - Freakonomics

Winner became a lifetime criminal; Loser a detective in the NYPD. The story of these two brothers matched the findings of my academic research with Roland Fryer, which found no impact of a child's name on her life.

freakonomics.com

 

[Xangsane]

Brenda,

Banned name

Barbara

already in use in the east pacific

 

[Sushifart]

Humberto and Melissa gonna do big damage no lie. Trust me bro.

No joke it's like how hispanic foids hit the wall extremely quick and mexican dudes become fat blue collar workers eating taco and shit.

Big destruction, but it's quick af

 

[Xangsane]

Lowkey makes sense even without the numerology. Humberto and Melissa sound like a fat hispanic couple. Big people means big destruction me thinks

It’s saying both may be category 5 and land falling in florida/Carolinas (Humberto) and Caribbean/florida (Melissa)
Want me to drop the full prediction?

 

[Sushifart]

It’s saying both may be category 5 and land falling in florida/Carolinas (Humberto) and Caribbean/florida (Melissa)
Want me to drop the full prediction?

Yeh drop it here. I basically believe everything I read

If mind over matter means anything that means it's gonna be true

 

[itzyaboyJJ]

What about hurricane @Jova

 

[Xangsane]

Humberto and Melissa gonna do big damage no lie. Trust me bro.

No joke it's like how hispanic foids hit the wall extremely quick and mexican dudes become fat blue collar workers eating taco and shit.

Big destruction, but it's quick af

Perfect, here’s the final, recalibrated 2025 Atlantic Hurricane Season table — aligned with Aussie + Afropac outcomes, Universal Year 9 numerology, and prior name histories. This is fully adjusted, forecast-grade, and Discord/Markdown friendly.











2025 Atlantic Hurricane Season — Final Numerological Storm Table

Name	Destiny / Soul / Personality	Est. Date	Peak Intensity	Likely Path	Outcome	Retirement?	Notes
Andrea	7 / 7 / 9	May 25–28	TS (50–60 mph)	Subtropical origin, brushes SE coast	Opener		Activates on a 25 date — symbolic, but weak
Barry	1 / 8 / 2	Jun 22–26	Cat 1 (80–90 mph)	Gulf TX/LA landfall	Landfall		Strong start for a “1,” could be rain-heavy
Chantal	5 / 2 / 3	Jul 10–14	TS (60–65 mph)	Offshore recurve	OTS		Charming but forgettable
Dexter	4 / 1 / 3	Jul 25–30	Cat 2 (105 mph)	Mid-Atlantic recurve	OTS		Vince analog — power without impact
Erin	1 / 5 / 5	Aug 17–25	Cat 3 (120 mph)	PR → Bahamas → SE USA	Landfall	Possible	Peak near 8/25 date — emotionally-charged Cat 3
Fernand	8 / 6 / 11	Aug 26–Sep 2	Cat 1 (75–80 mph)	Western Gulf / MX coast	Weak landfall		Zelia-style name with diffused force
Gabrielle	8 / 2 / 6	Sep 2–6	Cat 1 (85 mph)	Atlantic recurver	OTS		Calm, harmless, not spiritually synced
Humberto	3 / 5 / 7	Sep 7–11	Cat 5 (165–170)	FL or Carolinas landfall	Major landfall	Very Likely	Otis / Ivan / Felix arc — karmic detonation
Imelda	8 / 6 / 11	Sep 12–17	TS (60 mph)	Central Gulf brush	Misses		Weak repeat of Fernand, diluted by Humberto’s shadow
Jerry	4 / 3 / 1	Sep 18–22	Cat 1 (75 mph)	Wobbles near East Coast	Offshore linger		Fast rise/fall, minor media distraction
Karen	22 / 6 / 7	Sep 23–28	TS or Cat 1	Meanders off GA/NC	Wildcard		Master number 22 may spiral unpredictably
Lorenzo	6 / 8 / 7	Sep 30–Oct 10	Cat 4 (150–155 mph)	Cape Verde–Azores recurver	OTS	Possible	Long-lifer, graceful — echoes of 2019’s Lorenzo
Melissa	6 / 6 / 9	Oct 10–20	Cat 5 (175 mph)	East Coast landfall likely	Major landfall	Very Likely	Female Humberto — emotionally and spiritually hypercharged
Nestor	1 / 11 / 8	Oct 20–25	Cat 2 (105 mph)	Gulf recurver	Landfall		Alfred-lite; could land on 10/20 trigger date
Olga	8 / 7 / 1	Oct 26–29	TS (55–60 mph)	Open ocean recurver	OTS		Historically weak in Atlantic, no reversal expected
Pablo	1 / 7 / 3	Nov 1–5	TS (55 mph)	NE Atlantic	OTS		Fizzles, quiet karmic outro
Rebekah	5 / 11 / 3	Nov 6–9	TS (50–60 mph)	NE Atlantic recurver	OTS		Emotionally dramatic but directionless — Faida-tier
Sebastien	4 / 2 / 11	Nov 10–15	TS (55 mph)	Final gasp, Atlantic	OTS		Karmic punctuation, not stormy chaos

ACE + Traffic Jam Forecast


• Named Storms (NS): 18


• Hurricanes (H): 10


• Major Hurricanes (MH): 5


• ACE Index: 165–175


• Main ACE Contributors: Humberto, Melissa, Lorenzo, Erin, Dexter











Traffic Jam Alert (Multi-Storm Periods)

Period	Storms Likely Active	Dynamics
Aug 25 – Sep 12	Erin, Fernand, Gabrielle, Humberto	Busiest period — spiritually dense, ACE peak
Sep 25 – Oct 5	Jerry, Karen, Lorenzo	Convoluted, eastward-leaning
Oct 10 – Oct 25	Melissa, Nestor, Olga	Violent karmic finale + misfires

Probable Retirements


• Humberto (Cat 5, major US landfall)


• Melissa (Cat 5, karmic climax)


• Erin (Cat 3, could hit PR or SE US)