Today I got a coworker to admit she often squats to pee in public to avoid gross surfaces

[BadLuck7892]

She then said even if she pees slowly, she still has toilet water splash back onto her exposed skin

@rawr

 

[Epola]

"How do you pee, tell me how you pee!"

 

[rawr]

"How do you pee, tell me how you pee!"

You must mistake BadLuck for a fool if you believe thats how he operates

 

[Deleted member 240873]

I dont see the accomplishment here

 

[rawr]

She then said even if she pees slowly, she still has toilet water splash back onto her exposed skin

@rawr

I think this is the most information you’ve got from one of your co-workers

 

[HundredManSlayer]

you gotta stop man

 

[BadLuck7892]

You must mistake BadLuck for a fool if you believe thats how he operates

Well-said. I have my subtle ways to ease into the topic

 

[BadLuck7892]

I dont see the accomplishment here

To a female urination fetishist, getting a female coworker to admit she often squats to pee in public (and pees slowly) is a major accomplishment

 

[BadLuck7892]

I think this is the most information you’ve got from one of your co-workers

Yeah, definitely the most graphic

 

[BadLuck7892]

To think I can get a female coworker to give a graphic description of her squat pee, yet can't get a date or a lay