Today I spoke to my teen cousin [M] from Pakistan on the phone

[Deleted member 27152]

I only know "Jareer" because of this.

Who gave the jareers accesses to ms paint

 

[Deleted member 27152]

I only know "Jareer" because of this.

Excluding my family I have never met a Somali who actually dislikes other Africans / Blacks.

 

[Gengar’s Ghost]

Who gave the jareers accesses to ms paint

I found the sequel to that one.

 

[Gengar’s Ghost]

Excluding my family I have never met a Somali who actually dislikes other Africans / Blacks.

I don't know any Somalis. Only a few Eritreans.

 

[dutchboi]

How does a guy from Detroit end up in some small Dutch town?

How the fuck would i know

 

[Deleted member 19174]

Make this time count yahki. Go all in

 

[mecha72]

Have you seen how I type? Far too whitewashed to know any Zoomali slang. Everything I know is basic Toronto slang or old Somali terms (Inda Yareh, Jareer, etc)

@Piratecel @fauxfox @mecha72 @allahcel

Zoomer western born Somalis are bbcs in all but pheno fluent in Ebonics and gang tactics boomer Somalis have secret slang and insults that we cannot dechipher

 

[Deleted member 27152]

in all but pheno

tfw

 

[mecha72]

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If you’ve spent 5 minutes around a zoomer Somali they are carbon copies of bbcs at this point

 

[Deleted member 27152]

If you’ve spent 5 minutes around a zoomer Somali they are carbon copies of bbcs at this point

Are you not a Zoomali as well? And yeah they are carbon copies of BBCs. I'm complaining that we are BBC in all but pheno, nobody is fucking with my foreheaad

 

[mecha72]

Are you not a Zoomali as well? And yeah they are carbon copies of BBCs. I'm complaining that we are BBC in all but pheno, nobody is fucking with my foreheaad

I am zoomali but don’t look like it tbh

 

[Deleted member 27152]

I am zoomali but don’t look like it tbh

dm pic?

 

[fauxfox]

Have you seen how I type? Far too whitewashed to know any Zoomali slang. Everything I know is basic Toronto slang or old Somali terms (Inda Yareh, Jareer, etc)

@Piratecel @fauxfox @mecha72 @allahcel

Yeah I fully understand Somali and speak it on conversational level but I'm a novice with the slang/insults. The only one I really use is Jareer

 

[mecha72]

Yeah I fully understand Somali and speak it on conversational level but I'm a novice with the slang/insults. The only one I really use is Jareer

Language has 30 levels of complexity even the native speakers don’t understand fully

 

[mecha72]

dm pic?

I’m slightly worried ur some nigga ik where you live atm

 

[fauxfox]

Language has 30 levels of complexity even the native speakers don’t understand fully

Yeah and there's regional variety. Like I'm a northern and I 100% understand other northerners but sometimes reer Xamar uses words/slang I'm not familiar with and I have to use context clues to understand.

 

[Deleted member 27152]

I’m slightly worried ur some nigga ik where you live atm

I'm in Brampton. Curry ethnostate.

 

[mecha72]

I'm in Brampton. Curry ethnostate.

Aight I’m all good then

 

[JohnDoe]

Play the uno reverse card, become a well paid software engineer jerking to porn and getting paid while they wagecuck in a warehouse for min wage.

 

[JohnDoe]

This is why u shouldnt discuss ur plans with anyone unless ure showing them accomplishments

But then they will cast nazar on me @TRUE_CEL

 

[currylover]

At least you’re not stuck in a third-world country. Pakistan is overpriced, overpopulated, dangerous, and polluted. On top of that, you normally have to get married to some illiterate if you want to fuck someone. Quality of life is shit in those places unless you have a net worth high enough to get a hot wife, nice house, and reliable servants. I doubt your cousin has that much.

 

[Gengar’s Ghost]

But then they will cast nazar on me @TRUE_CEL

I think they cast nazar when you tell them about your plans because they will have more information.

 

[Gengar’s Ghost]

Make this time count yahki. Go all in

Thanks my brother. I will definitely go all in now. I’m getting old.

 

[Gengar’s Ghost]

Play the uno reverse card, become a well paid software engineer jerking to porn and getting paid while they wagecuck in a warehouse for min wage.

I’m not going to be a software engineer. ;(

 

[Gengar’s Ghost]

At least you’re not stuck in a third-world country. Pakistan is overpriced, overpopulated, dangerous, and polluted. On top of that, you normally have to get married to some illiterate if you want to fuck someone. Quality of life is shit in those places unless you have a net worth high enough to get a hot wife, nice house, and reliable servants. I doubt your cousin has that much.

I do have millionaires in my family but there’s also people who barely make enough. My cousin is from that kinda family.

 

[JohnDoe]

At least you’re not stuck in a third-world country. Pakistan is overpriced, overpopulated, dangerous, and polluted. On top of that, you normally have to get married to some illiterate if you want to fuck someone. Quality of life is shit in those places unless you have a net worth high enough to get a hot wife, nice house, and reliable servants. I doubt your cousin has that much.

I've been debating how much you need to earn in the west to live such a life over there or at the veryleast get a hot wife. Not including america because their wages are skyhigh inflated. The problem with Pakistan is it hasn't advanced In so many years because of politics and corruption. Right now there's no reason to even think about living there with how things are going on.

 

[JohnDoe]

I think they cast nazar when you tell them about your plans because they will have more information.

too many people get jealous if someone does anything remotely worthwhile. I personally think never brag or show to people to be safe.

 

[Zer0/∞]

Is he an incel?

 

[alriodai]

Its probably the hardest, over for OPs IQ for choosing it, accumulating more debt

AI will also take their future job

 

[Gengar’s Ghost]

too many people get jealous if someone does anything remotely worthwhile. I personally think never brag or show to people to be safe.

I dunno if nazar is legit or just a meme. I mean look at the richest men of the planet. They’re still rich and successful and you’d think they’d get the most nazar from everyone.

 

[Gengar’s Ghost]

Is he an incel?

He’s 16. His looks are fine. Average. No deformities. Except he’s kinda short.

 

[JohnDoe]

I dunno if nazar is legit or just a meme. I mean look at the richest men of the planet. They’re still rich and successful and you’d think they’d get the most nazar from everyone.

I think it's real from my own experiences and in Islam evil eye is mentioned.

 

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[Gengar’s Ghost]

I think it's real from my own experiences and in Islam evil eye is mentioned.

Don’t call me a kafir now but if it’s not in the Quran I won’t accept it. And there’s no such mention in the Quran.

 

[Gengar’s Ghost]

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Waiting for you, Pablo. Where have you been?

 

[Zer0/∞]

He’s 16. His looks are fine. Average. No deformities. Except he’s kinda short.

Does he have your jew nose?

 

[Gengar’s Ghost]

Does he have your jew nose?

No one in my family does except for one guy who also looks like Tupac. But then brown.