Today two Stacies asked me out

[subhumantosubhumans]

I was buying some groceries and I noticed two Stacies approaching me, 1 asked for my number but I could tell that the other wanted my number too, I gave it to them both. 1 commented that I’d look better with hunter eyes instead of prey eyes, is it over for me? It seems like hot girls only want me for my sexual appeal and not deep love

 

[Deleted member 31457]

And then everyone got up and clapped

 

[subhumantosubhumans]

Over for me never began

 

[subhumantosubhumans]

And then everyone got up and clapped

No it really happened, sucks you get no play though

 

[Deleted member 31457]

No it really happened, sucks you get no play though

No one says phrases like hunter eyes and prey eyes irl especially girls

 

[Deleted member 29167]

greycels try to be funny challenge (impossible)

 

[subhumantosubhumans]

No one says phrases like hunter eyes and prey eyes irl especially girls

Seems like you only talk to girls who are subhumans

 

[Sprinkles]

the “stacies” in question