Toilet story #1

[Chad69]

This happened few mins ago,basically I went to clean the shit from my toilet seat and as got up I bumped my head into a water boiler

 

[Deleted member 3177]

I've been shitting too much lately, today I let out some rough batches. I'm shitting way too much. I'm shitting

 

[Deleted member 2100]

Im shitting rn

 

[Deleted member 6538]

I jumped into the shit after taking a shower

 

[Deleted member 3177]

I'm not gonna lie, once after shitting I cleaned the shit off in the shower and it fell onto the bath floor. The water looked brown for a minute. But that happened when I was 10

 

[Deleted member 3073]

I took a big shit but it came out dry, I didn't even need to wipe

 

[TheoryMaxxer]

Sometimes I pee before I poo but when I poo I pee freely

 

[Deleted member 6986]

Have you tried using hgh?

 

[Deleted member 3177]

Sometimes I pee before I poo but when I poo I pee freely

I know that feeling

 

[Chad69]

I've been shitting too much lately, today I let out some rough batches. I'm shitting way too much. I'm shitting

I jumped into the shit after taking a shower

Tbh
I was cleaning shit from my toilet seat tbh

 

[Deleted member 3177]

Tbh
I was cleaning shit from my toilet seat tbh

Sometimes some shit stayed on the seat. It was odd, and to be honest, I didn't use soap, I just cleaned it with paper, but that's what we do with our ass so it's okay

 

[Deleted member 8461]

First time I got drunk I was 17 and at a big family party with a lot of randos in a public venue.

I was so wasted in the bathroom stall that I fell forward and hit my nasal bridge on the toilet seat because it was standing upright. I came out looking like this:

I told my first cousin who was a ghetto thot that I got into a fight in the bathroom. I ended up cumming inside her that night so it all worked out. Feels good man.