Toilet Water Tickling My Ass When The Poop Plops: An Inquiry

[Aqualad]

Basically, whenever the turd drops, no matter the shape or size, toilet water will hit my ass and make me jump because I’m hypersensitive to water. Is this a looksmin? Does anyone know how to fix this, is there a device I can buy?

 

[New Poster]

go full bidet

 

[Gonthar]

Urban Dictionary: Poseidon's Kiss

When water splashes up from the toilet onto your butt from your poop dropping into the water.

www.urbandictionary.com

 

[Deleted member 31971]

Toilet water is healthy

 

[Deleted member 1140]

its not a looksmin in fact it raises smv because the water cleans ur asshole

 

[Aqualad]

go full bidet

Did you read the post or r you retarded?

its not a looksmin in fact it raises smv because the water cleans ur asshole

How would shitty water clean your asshole?

 

[Deleted member 1140]

Did you read the post or r you retarded?

How would shitty water clean your asshole?

its clear water it just touched shit

its still better than pure shit

 

[New Poster]

Did you read the post or r you retarded?

a bidet would desensitize you to water on your ass, and you would have a clean ass. Win-win.

 

[Aqualad]

its clear water it just touched shit

its still better than pure shit

Send a video of you drinking shit water then

a bidet would desensitize you to water on your ass, and you would have a clean ass. Win-win.

Unfortunately I can’t be desensitized, I have nerve fractures on my asscheeks

 

[Deleted member 1140]

Send a video of you drinking shit water then

Unfortunately I can’t be desensitized, I have nerve fractures on my asscheeks

do you regularly get rim jobs? why care

 

[New Poster]

Unfortunately I can’t be desensitized, I have nerve fractures on my asscheeks

guess you're fucked