Told my friend coconut water is for people with small johnsons

[asdvek]

In the gas station on Highway 66 near Dallas, in the middle of absolutely nowhere, cars passing by and just a completely huge empty field with road.

I was with a friend that I see once a decade. He said "do you want anything to drink brah"

I said no.

He said "but why, u want coconut water or sm shit brah"

I said people with Small Johnsons drink coconut water

He must have a small johnson because he got offended and left me here and drove away.

Currently in a gas station in the middle of nowhere at 10:30 am. Great. Laying down in a grass field rn

 

[forevergymcelling]

Pepsi and monster mogs

 

[asdvek]

Pepsi and monster mogs

You drink mahers piss

 

[The Homelander]

This is how to know if someone has a small johnson:
We always use this practice in india

It’s the best method for finding out if someone has a small johnson or not

Just pull down their pants

 

[forevergymcelling]

You drink mahers piss

I shit in his mouth

 

[NORDEN SLAVORUM]

Drink rebull

 

[asdvek]

I shit in his mouth

How tf. He lets u do that?

 

[HostSamurai]

DNR.

 

[asdvek]

DNR.

Feb 3, 2025 and 3.6k posts

Hang yourself

 

[HostSamurai]

Feb 3, 2025 and 3.6k posts

Hang yourself

Nigga you joined in Feb 4, 2024 and have 33k posts.

 

[asdvek]

Nigga you joined in Feb 4, 2024 and have 33k posts.

You post more than me ur mother has cancer

 

[RXnd]

Sending a helicopter to Texas bud

 

[optimisticzoomer]

Every single event in this story is made up

 

[asdvek]

Every single event in this story is made up

Like what name 5 fake things in it

 

[optimisticzoomer]

Like what name 5 fake things in it

You being in Dallas
The field
The friend
The comment
The coconut water