asdvek
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In the gas station on Highway 66 near Dallas, in the middle of absolutely nowhere, cars passing by and just a completely huge empty field with road.
I was with a friend that I see once a decade. He said "do you want anything to drink brah"
I said no.
He said "but why, u want coconut water or sm shit brah"
I said people with Small Johnsons drink coconut water
He must have a small johnson because he got offended and left me here and drove away.
Currently in a gas station in the middle of nowhere at 10:30 am. Great. Laying down in a grass field rn
I was with a friend that I see once a decade. He said "do you want anything to drink brah"
I said no.
He said "but why, u want coconut water or sm shit brah"
I said people with Small Johnsons drink coconut water
He must have a small johnson because he got offended and left me here and drove away.
Currently in a gas station in the middle of nowhere at 10:30 am. Great. Laying down in a grass field rn
