Tom Brady's cucking is absolutely brutal if you think about it

Should have chosen a woman that he mogs by a few points. An 8-9 dating another 8-9 is still hard to keep going.
 
-be a 6'4 sterotypical psl 6 jock
-be the starting QB at Michigan being the most popular high status person on campus
-Get drafted and through fairytale story become starting QB for patriots
-Immediately win 3 championships and become anointed as the greatest in history
-Sign $100 million dollar contact
-Fast forward next decade
-Can just retire at this point because you are already the best of all time
-but you decide to say fuck it and win THREE MORE CHAMPIONSHIPS in your 40's just to dab on- the haters

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I could go on and on about his achievements. Seven super Bowl victories, five super bowl MVP awards. He isn’t Touchdown Tom for no reason. Most wins
Most Pro Bowls,Most completions.His career over each of the decades he played in isolation are worthy of hall of fame status. It won't even be a exaggeration to call Brady one of the greatest athletes of our generation and despite his chad looks, milliions of dollars, multiple super bowl championships and his long list of achievements he got cucked by a manlet ethnic framcel. His wife that he loved so much left him for some no name nigga

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I have a Brady tattoo I'm such a big fan.

Also did u see the roast?? Nigga looks better age 47 than age 30
 

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