Tom Cruise = King of the Manlets

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Nigga became the biggest movie star in the world for almost
3 decades despite being only 172cm and despite other taller Chads like Brad Pitt, Johnny Depp, LEO etc.

He is an inspiration to manlets. The King of Manlets actually.

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And yet hes still most famous for his manletism

Zayn malik or zac efron are the real kings of manlets
 
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And yet hes still most famous for his manletism
I‘m sure he cries himself to sleep every night because he gets called a manlet by some grumpy incels
 
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And yet hes still most famous for his manletism

Zayn malik or zac efron are the real kings of manlets
no, he is most famous for his great movies, legendary career, handsome face and great smile.
only jealous haters attack his height.
 
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I‘m sure he cries himself to sleep every night because he gets called a manlet by some grumpy incels
Im sure he does unironically
no, he is most famous for his great movies, legendary career, handsome face and great smile.
only jealous haters attack his height.
Cope. Its always manletism or scientology
 
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Because he's a literal chad
 
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Im sure he does unironically

Cope. Its always manletism or scientology
no you are coping.
between 1983-2006 the public didnt know or care about his religion.
Only in 2006 when he made that video and jumped on opra's couch
did he get some flak for it but after a couple years people came back to him and
he remained one of the biggest movie stars. He is called last of the movie stars for a reason, Top Gun 2 literally got people
back into theaters after Covid and crossed a billion.

His height is 5' 8 which is close to average, no one cares about that other than losers on PSL or some ugly female on lipstick alley
 
no you are coping.
between 1983-2006 the public didnt know or care about his religion.
Only in 2006 when he made that video and jumped on opra's couch
did he get some flak for it but after a couple years people came back to him and
he remained one of the biggest movie stars. He is called last of the movie stars for a reason, Top Gun 2 literally got people
back into theaters after Covid and crossed a billion.

His height is 5' 8 which is close to average, no one cares about that other than losers on PSL or some ugly female on lipstick alley
Lol. He's 5'7 which is turbomanlet tier. Hes also htn facially. He just sucked the right dicks
 
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Lol. He's 5'7 which is turbomanlet tier. Hes also htn facially. He just sucked the right dicks
yeah and Im sure Rob Lowe sucked dicks too but he never became 1/10 of Cruise stardom. Stop coping.
 
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yeah and Im sure Rob Lowe sucked dicks too but he never became 1/10 of Cruise stardom. Stop coping.
Its just luck plus sucking the right dicks. Dont look too much into it
 
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And Zac Efron is the prince of manlets

Somehow despite his awful jaw surgery, I can't think of anyone else that fits the bill
 
And Zac Efron is the prince of manlets

Somehow despite his awful jaw surgery, I can't think of anyone else that fits the bill

Timothee Chalamate
Tom Holland
 
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Timothee Chalamate
Tom Holland

Holland definitely doesn't qualify
Too twinkish

Tim isnt manlet territory and even if he was, I don't think he's facially GL enough

I just thought of someone though

Mark wahlberg
 
He is probably a Crypto-Jew.
 
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Same guy that enters every thread about Tom cruise lol and calls him HTN

Think the guy has a lil crush on him if I had to guess myself :sneaky:
 
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He's 168 max
 
I'm 6ft low MTN /strong LTN and Cruise moggs me to OBLIVION until he was 55

172 cm isn't even that small in the 1980-1990s he was just bellow average by 3cm JFL

height coppers are in denial , most tall fags 6ft 3 + I know are between 3 PSL and 4 PSL and don't slay shit

more Chads available around the average height , Maher is an extreme outlier
 

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