Tomorrow I have a job interview

[MaxillaMaxing]

-I'm putting socks under the soles of my shoes

-I'm doing push-ups and pull ups before the interview

-I'm gonna put paper toilet on my crotch and gonna wear a sweatpant

I literally have 0 reason or motivation to work at this job . Just gonna go and mog . if it's a woman I'm gonna keep touching my crotch

Give me new ideas to have the ideal job interview

This meme slightly changed my view on job interviews

 

[Deleted member 25713]

For entry level jobs you just need confidence and good looks resume is cope

 

[MaxillaMaxing]

For entry level jobs you just need confidence and good looks resume is cope

That's why I'm going to troll tomorrow. I need to start seeing job interviews as a skit to lower my stress in the actual jobs i want

 

[ihatereddit]

rape the HR lady then go er

 

[MaxillaMaxing]

rape the HR lady then go er

Shit would be hilarious but life ending

 

[Max Frauder]

ALWAYS act like you don't give a chit whether you get the job or not. If you'd rather not get the job, act that way.

 

[MaxillaMaxing]

ALWAYS act like you don't give a chit whether you get the job or not. If you'd rather not get the job, act that way.

I will act that because I really don't care it's a gay ass call center I'll probably just make jokes and come back home