Too buff to be straight

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Had a girl bent over in front of me naked but didn't get hard. My dick works great too on roids + cialis. Wasn't even nervous. Just not attracted to her at all. Said I was gay and she's literally like "I knew it, you're too buff to be straight". Lmao

Last few weeks have been surreal
 
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toxic femininity tbh. she insulted you because you didn’t sexualize her body.
 
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I would say "tales from the basement"
but I actually believe you

Caged
 
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"I knew it, you're too buff to be straight"

I thought most faggots were skinny?
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toxic femininity tbh. she insulted you because you didn’t sexualize her body.
Dude she actually catfished me. Looked good in pics, had 'slim' on per profile and messaged me to come over and have sex. Irl she was fat with acne and a buzzcut.
 
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Dude she actually catfished me. Looked good in pics, had 'slim' on per profile and messaged me to come over and have sex. Irl she was fat with acne and a buzzcut.
jesus i woulda called her out on that if she said something like that.
 
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"I knew it, you're too buff to be straight"

I thought most faggots were skinny?
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Yeah most of them are. There's so many twinks messaging me.

I guess gay guys are more likely to be jacked than straight ones on average though.
 
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Yeah most of them are. There's so many twinks messaging me.

I guess gay guys are more likely to be jacked than straight ones on average though.
gay dudes care a lot about their appearance srs. they understand that guys are visual so they lift and shit
 
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are u back bro? i miss you
 
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tales from planet fitness
 
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90% of body builders are homosexual and do gay4pay
 
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It's actually a myth that faggots are more in shape than straight men, as usual its typical jewish propoganda to demonize lifting and wanting to stay in shape and such


Why would you retards think faggots need to actually try with their looks, men have such high sex drive they'll fuck anything faggots can get laid so easy
 
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Dude she actually catfished me. Looked good in pics, had 'slim' on per profile and messaged me to come over and have sex. Irl she was fat with acne and a buzzcut.
no wonder ur dick didnt work
 
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It's actually a myth that faggots are more in shape than straight men, as usual its typical jewish propoganda to demonize lifting and wanting to stay in shape and such


Why would you retards think faggots need to actually try with their looks, men have such high sex drive they'll fuck anything faggots can get laid so easy

-roids give you homosexual tendencies

-masc4masc

-same reason women go to the gym..to get higher quality men

-"aesthetics" are homosexual
 
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It's actually a myth that faggots are more in shape than straight men, as usual its typical jewish propoganda to demonize lifting and wanting to stay in shape and such


Why would you retards think faggots need to actually try with their looks, men have such high sex drive they'll fuck anything faggots can get laid so easy
crazy shit, man.
 
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It's actually a myth that faggots are more in shape than straight men, as usual its typical jewish propoganda to demonize lifting and wanting to stay in shape and such
Is this satire?
This is very contradicting to the common (more or less serious) conspiracy theory that jews want to make homosexuality more appetizing to the west.

Make up your minds.
 
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