Took away gf's vibrators.

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Vibrators can ruin a couple's sex life. If you ever get in a LTR make sure you set rules and take control of how she uses it, if you let her use it as a substitute for sex then you need to break those fucking things and throw em in the trash.

From now on she isn't allowed to use them unless it's to make sex better, it can't be a tool she uses because she doesn't wanna fuck but still wants to cum.
 
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Over if your girl even has a vibrator
 
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OP does your gf own a dog?
 
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Over if your girl even has a vibrator
It's supposed to be used as a sex toy, ie to aide in sex and make it funner. I like them cuz it makes it easier for a girl to cum during sex. Once a girl starts using it instead of fucking you then you need to do something asap.

For now she's only allowed to use it when I'm inside of her. I'm keeping them locked away in my car and if she demands them I'm gonna literally break them right in front of her and throw them away
 
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based
 
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make sure you dont fap to porn and masturbate also.
 
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I have no choice left. Tbh. She knows I'm sexually frustrated but still grabs the fucking vibrator by the bed instead of my dick. I'm gonna starve her so bad that she begs me to fuck her
 
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Do you live with her? And how often do you , have sex?
 
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Stoo lying you just going to use it on yourself
 
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Do you live with her? And how often do you , have sex?
Yes. And average is like 2-3x per week. Problem is, we only fuck when she initiates
 
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Yes. And average is like 2-3x per week. Problem is, we only fuck when she initiates
Does she not want to fuck when you initiate? Also is she okay with you taking the vibrators lol?
 
Does she not want to fuck when you initiate? Also is she okay with you taking the vibrators lol?
She doesn't fuck when I initiate. That's my issue.
 
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What does it smell like?
 
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It's supposed to be used as a sex toy, ie to aide in sex and make it funner. I like them cuz it makes it easier for a girl to cum during sex. Once a girl starts using it instead of fucking you then you need to do something asap.

For now she's only allowed to use it when I'm inside of her. I'm keeping them locked away in my car and if she demands them I'm gonna literally break them right in front of her and throw them away
If she uses a vib instead of you, then obviously you're no good at pleasing her. In time, she'll get clever and start fucking a neighbor or a brother-in-law. Perhaps, a friend of the group. It will happen. It always happens. I've seen this behavior a dozen times. And it always starts with vibrators when the other's not around. It's a personality trait. It's over for you. All you can do at this point is hope whoever she starts fucking's not gonna want you out of the picture. That can get nasty real quick.
 
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It's supposed to be used as a sex toy, ie to aide in sex and make it funner. I like them cuz it makes it easier for a girl to cum during sex. Once a girl starts using it instead of fucking you then you need to do something asap.

For now she's only allowed to use it when I'm inside of her. I'm keeping them locked away in my car and if she demands them I'm gonna literally break them right in front of her and throw them away
this is the only way a man should ever let a girl "own" a sex toy, aka she doesnt even own it, you do and you happen to be nice and use it on her occasionally
 
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It's supposed to be used as a sex toy, ie to aide in sex and make it funner. I like them cuz it makes it easier for a girl to cum during sex. Once a girl starts using it instead of fucking you then you need to do something asap.

For now she's only allowed to use it when I'm inside of her. I'm keeping them locked away in my car and if she demands them I'm gonna literally break them right in front of her and throw them away
Imagine if cops request to search your car and find the dildo
 
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If she uses a vib instead of you, then obviously you're no good at pleasing her. In time, she'll get clever and start fucking a neighbor or a brother-in-law. Perhaps, a friend of the group. It will happen. It always happens. I've seen this behavior a dozen times. And it always starts with vibrators when the other's not around. It's a personality trait. It's over for you. All you can do at this point is hope whoever she starts fucking's not gonna want you out of the picture. That can get nasty real quick.
She cums from penetration very consistently, my dick is almost too big for her. The problem here is, no dick can compete with the amount of pleasure she can get from that giant vibrating magic wand.
 
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Yes. And average is like 2-3x per week. Problem is, we only fuck when she initiates
Wtf bro. That's kinda sad ngl. When I had fwb 2 years ago we would smash twice daily. I would just grope her ass and tits and she would get horny as fuck and we would fuck. Just grope her and keep groping and licking eventually she will beg you for sex and try to rape you
 
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Wtf where did my essay go
 
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Wtf bro. That's kinda sad ngl. When I had fwb 2 years ago we would smash twice daily. I would just grope her ass and tits and she would get horny as fuck and we would fuck. Just grope her and keep groping and licking eventually she will beg you for sex and try to rape you
Wtf I thought you were bald incel bro, since when are you gigachad who has fwb?
 
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Wtf I thought you were bald incel bro, since when are you gigachad who has fwb?
That was before I went bald jfl
 
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Wtf where did my essay go
baldingman looking for his essay :lul:

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Wtf bro. That's kinda sad ngl. When I had fwb 2 years ago we would smash twice daily. I would just grope her ass and tits and she would get horny as fuck and we would fuck. Just grope her and keep groping and licking eventually she will beg you for sex and try to rape you
Bruh we used to fuck 2-3 times a day average. Last few months have been very different
 
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Bruh we used to fuck 2-3 times a day average. Last few months have been very different
what happened bro if she doesn't want to fuck u its over:smonk:
 
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Bruh we used to fuck 2-3 times a day average. Last few months have been very different
Ditch the bitch tbh. If she doesn't want you it's over. Your fault for giving her a fake dick which is better than a normal dick :owo:
 
what happened bro if she doesn't want to fuck u its over:smonk:
I know. And Ive been arguing with her about this for months now. If it stays like this for a few more months I'm leaving and getting single again.
 
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Ditch the bitch tbh. If she doesn't want you it's over. Your fault for giving her a fake dick which is better than a normal dick :owo:
We fucking moved in together....
 
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I know. And Ive been arguing with her about this for months now. If it stays like this for a few more months I'm leaving and getting single again.
"a few more months...":hnghn::hnghn::hnghn::hnghn::lul:
bro u will find another girl in a week with your 24 inch bideltoid:smonk:
 
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"a few more months...":hnghn::hnghn::hnghn::hnghn::lul:
bro u will find another girl in a week with your 24 inch bideltoid:smonk:
I know bro since college started again there's so many girls that I could ask out and fuck. :feelswhy:
 
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Make her wear a burqa and lock her in your house now
 
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I know. And Ive been arguing with her about this for months now. If it stays like this for a few more months I'm leaving and getting single again.
 
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I know. And Ive been arguing with her about this for months now. If it stays like this for a few more months I'm leaving and getting single again.
You're unironically too abundant, women rapidly lose interest in LTRs, go missing for a few weeks and see what happens
 
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We fucking moved in together....
Did she convert? You have 3 more spots for wives. Just get a new wife and make her jealous by breeding new wife 24/7
 
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Did she convert? You have 3 more spots for wives. Just get a new wife and make her jealous by breeding new wife 24/7
This relationship isn't gonna work and I don't even care. Can't believe I invested so much time and money into this shit. Lol.

Unfortunately we moved in together so I have no choice but to wait a few months. I'll try to be more distant but I feel like I'm cheating myself staying with a girl who doesn't enjoy fucking me when I could be fucking a new girl every weekend.
 
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This relationship isn't gonna work and I don't even care. Can't believe I invested so much time and money into this shit. Lol.

Unfortunately we moved in together so I have no choice but to wait a few months. I'll try to be more distant but I feel like I'm cheating myself staying with a girl who doesn't enjoy fucking me when I could be fucking a new girl every weekend.
Yeah bro you can't force women to want sex. It's already over. Next time don't use vibrators and shit. Make them think you're a gift from God and are irreplaceable
 
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This relationship isn't gonna work and I don't even care. Can't believe I invested so much time and money into this shit. Lol.

Unfortunately we moved in together so I have no choice but to wait a few months. I'll try to be more distant but I feel like I'm cheating myself staying with a girl who doesn't enjoy fucking me when I could be fucking a new girl every weekend.
Just cuckold her. That way, you can break up with her and have her feel guilty.

"You fucked another man, gaddam it!" You would say.

"But you watched and directed it! You were even jerking off as he fucked me!" She would reply.

"It doesn't matter! You fucked another man!"

"But-but he fucked you too! Shouldn't I be angry about this as well?"

"Um. Ah. I don't remember that."

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Go for a hike with her and push her off a cliff
 
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Go for a hike with her and push her off a cliff
Dude. Where the fuck did that come from? Are you attempting to implant an impulsive idea into his fragile mind? That's just severely disturbed on an Incel level.
 
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