Top 10 benefits of being <5'9

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1) Less risk of cancer
2) Immune to STD's because no girls want sex with you
3) Prostitutes can hypothetically give you lower rate because she can't feel your tiny d inside of her anyway so she can read her instagram while you bang her
4) easier to run and hide into small areas when the real men is chasing you (like when Chad discovers you are sniffing his GF's underwear drawer)
5) power in invisibility (* only works when girls don't want to see you, if you sneak into their lockerrooms the spell suddenly breaks)
6) smaller person means smaller seamen loads which means you can masturbate in bed and just go to sleep without washing your sheets when you're depressed because the loads weren't that big anyway
7) Can save money by buying childrens shoes and clothes
8) your invisibility means it's more likely that a girl will accidentally walk into you, which is the only time you'll have a chance to nudge a goddess body

that's all I cna think of but maybe someone else has the reamining 2?
 
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1) Less risk of cancer
2) Immune to STD's because no girls want sex with you
3) Prostitutes can hypothetically give you lower rate because she can't feel your tiny d inside of her anyway so she can read her instagram while you bang her
4) easier to run and hide into small areas when the real men is chasing you (like when Chad discovers you are sniffing his GF's underwear drawer)
5) power in invisibility (* only works when girls don't want to see you, if you sneak into their lockerrooms the spell suddenly breaks)
6) smaller person means smaller seamen loads which means you can masturbate in bed and just go to sleep without washing your sheets when you're depressed because the loads weren't that big anyway
7) Can save money by buying childrens shoes and clothes
8) your invisibility means it's more likely that a girl will accidentally walk into you, which is the only time you'll have a chance to nudge a goddess body

that's all I cna think of but maybe someone else has the reamining 2?
Women will be more attracted to you because you are still confident even with being below average height
 
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im very glad I dont have to deal with that ngl :lul: :lul:
 
1) you don’t need as high a ceiling for your rope
 
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i am 5’9 and want you to change the title to 5’10 so I can feel humiliated as well as a midget
 

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