TOP 5 BEST TIMES TO TAKE A SHIT

[Narcissus🥀]

5 Noon:
honestly who the fuck shits in the middle of the fucking day??
Easily the worst times to take a shit

4 Before sleeping (midnight):
It's not bad but it doesn't feel satisfying so moving on.

3 After waking up(Morning):
Ahh yes the morning shit, who doesn't love that?, It comes out easy and it's soft and watery, most importantly it helps your mood first thing in the morning.

2 Evening:
Basically like 4 hours after having a fat meal, you get in there and you let it rip fr fr .
Classic shit and adored for a reason

1 After a long vacation/visit:
So basically you've been at someone's house for a few days and you didn't want them to feel disgusted by your smelly shit so you held it like a champ for days until you got home.
You feel liberated when it comes outta your ass, it's like a demonic entity leaving your body, 10/10 best experience ever the joy is like fucking a virgin Stacy.


I can't believe you read that, I have nothing more to say...
Except for shit thread... Get it?

 

[Meteor21]

Most intellectually gifted .org user

 

[cytoplasm]

1) when nobody's home

 

[Narcissus🥀]

@BrahminBoss @Makhachev @Vermilioncore
Tagged you because I thought you guys might be Hungry

 

[Deleted member 20370]

goated thread

 

[Narcissus🥀]

goated thread

I know but thanks luv

 

[emeraldglass]

5 Noon:
honestly who the fuck shits in the middle of the fucking day??
Easily the worst times to take a shit

4 Before sleeping (midnight):
It's not bad but it doesn't feel satisfying so moving on.

3 After waking up(Morning):
Ahh yes the morning shit, who doesn't love that?, It comes out easy and it's soft and watery, most importantly it helps your mood first thing in the morning.

2 Evening:
Basically like 4 hours after having a fat meal, you get in there and you let it rip fr fr .
Classic shit and adored for a reason

1 After a long vacation/visit:
So basically you've been at someone's house for a few days and you didn't want them to feel disgusted by your smelly shit so you held it like a champ for days until you got home.
You feel liberated when it comes outta your ass, it's like a demonic entity leaving your body, 10/10 best experience ever the joy is like fucking a virgin Stacy.


I can't believe you read that, I have nothing more to say...
Except for shit thread... Get it?

When you drink warm water on an empty stomach.

 

[Narcissus🥀]

Most intellectually gifted .org user

I'll take that as a compliment

 

[Narcissus🥀]

When you drink warm water on an empty stomach.

Ughhh who the fuck drinks warm water??

 

[emeraldglass]

Ughhh who the fuck drinks warm water??

Me

 

[Narcissus🥀]

Me

Why?

 

[Deleted member 20370]

When you drink warm water on an empty stomach.

sounds like it would give you mogger cozy shits

 

[emeraldglass]

Why?

Because it has benefits. Best water is luke warm not ice cold.

 

[emeraldglass]

sounds like it would give you mogger cozy shits

Flushes out your whole stomach.

 

[Tr0ubLe]

BOTB when?

 

[Aspiemogger]

5 Noon:
honestly who the fuck shits in the middle of the fucking day??
Easily the worst times to take a shit

4 Before sleeping (midnight):
It's not bad but it doesn't feel satisfying so moving on.

3 After waking up(Morning):
Ahh yes the morning shit, who doesn't love that?, It comes out easy and it's soft and watery, most importantly it helps your mood first thing in the morning.

2 Evening:
Basically like 4 hours after having a fat meal, you get in there and you let it rip fr fr .
Classic shit and adored for a reason

1 After a long vacation/visit:
So basically you've been at someone's house for a few days and you didn't want them to feel disgusted by your smelly shit so you held it like a champ for days until you got home.
You feel liberated when it comes outta your ass, it's like a demonic entity leaving your body, 10/10 best experience ever the joy is like fucking a virgin Stacy.


I can't believe you read that, I have nothing more to say...
Except for shit thread... Get it?

Honorable mention: after getting rimmed by retarded foid on tinder

 

[mogger123]

1. At work

 

[ChadChad2883834]

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