top 5 highest recorded smv EVER

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Michael Jackson
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Leonardo Dicaprio
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Drake
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The beatles (comp)
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Couldn’t decide on fifth so here’s bonus supposedly he’s biggest star in bollywood {INDIA}
Shah Rukh Kahn
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@slayer69 @Preston thoughts?
 
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Just have status carry you theory

Imo Stephen James is super smv maxxed club slayer

Elijah founder and model stephen james
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Stephen James Football Model
 
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No hexum no react
 
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All SMV mogged by Robert Plant. Over
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Probably some european royalty, the peasents literally thought they were choosen by god and which girl doesn't want to fuck the most powerful man
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kelly oubre vinnie hacker…
 
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1. Crisick
 
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Imagine not having Cristiano Ronaldo
 
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Why do Indians always add irrelevant Bollywood stars to the top smv of all time like idk who Shaka taka is
 
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Incomplete without Bieber tbh
 
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Bill Clinton
Michael Jackson
Leonardo DiCaprio
Paul Newman
Marlon Brando

honorable mentions: Taylor Lautner, Henry Kissinger, Enrique Iglesias

can't include CR here when 99.99% of his worshipers are third-world sport-cucks.

same goes for Bieber, just replace football-obsessed shitskins with 12 yo girls.
 
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Drake is not in that list
Wait just saw you put a Bollywood star I never heard about
 
Bill Clinton
Michael Jackson
Leonardo DiCaprio
Paul Newman
Marlon Brando

honorable mentions: Taylor Lautner, Henry Kissinger, Enrique Iglesias

can't include CR here when 99.99% of his worshipers are third-world sport-cucks.

same goes for Bieber, just replace football-obsessed shitskins with 12 yo girls.
How do you add that meme Taylor Lautner but not Robert Pattinson?
 
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Replace Drake with Elvis and that'd be a perfect list
 
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pattinson is just a poor man's gosling

he was great in the new batman, tho
He had a greater SMV than Lautner in Twilight and he still does now.
Also

Based for making a Nirvana song funny
 
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he wasn’t as international as drake.
Elvis was the most popular person on the planet until the 70's. Drake has never been the most popular person in the world at any time. Elvis has sold more records and is simply the bigger name.
 
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Elvis was the most popular person on the planet until the 70's. Drake has never been the most popular person in the world at any time. Elvis has sold more records and is simply the bigger name.
i’m not indian.

he wasn’t as international as drake.
You could add the Rolling Stones' Mick Jagger (on the right)
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Habsburg jaw charles ii

his smv was off the charts. the jawline was next level.
 
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Prophet Yusuf (AS) was 10 PSL hand crafted by God using the most attractive particles in the universe.
 
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Prophet Yusuf (AS) was 10 PSL hand crafted using the most attractive particles in the universe.
 
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Probably some european royalty, the peasents literally thought they were choosen by god and which girl doesn't want to fuck the most powerful man
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Correct. Obviously the likes of Genghis Khan and Alexander the Great slayed mad pussy, but they mainly fucked women who were somewhat under duress (taken from the lands that they conquered).

Royalty were deities. Henry the 8th was supposed to have been a gigachad in his youth, but even without that, his status would have made him a panty dropper.
 
Prophet Yusuf (AS) was 10 PSL hand crafted using the most attractive particles in the universe.
Apparently all the prophets were literal psl gods, really funny how modern depictions have them looking like old scraggly bearded dudes.
 
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idk bout the beatles tbh
 
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idk bout the beatles tbh
notice how elvis was stated in thread (who of course i considered), take this as pop culture LORE, they are the biggest musical group ever and although they were on some fag shit could’ve fucked almost anyone in america + europe.
 
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I dont even know 2nd and 4th guy
 
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Michael Jackson
Michael Jackson Halloween GIF by Vevo

Leonardo Dicaprio
Leonardo Dicaprio Film GIF by Mic

Drake
Canadian Wow GIF by DJ Khaled

The beatles (comp)
the beatles GIF

Couldn’t decide on fifth so here’s bonus supposedly he’s biggest star in bollywood {INDIA}
Shah Rukh Kahn
Shah Rukh Khan Bollywood GIF


Prime Bieber moggs all, smv the highest with appeal to JB to mid 20 yo foids
 

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Prime Bieber moggs all, smv the highest with appeal to JB to mid 20 yo foids
no one can smv mog michael jackson, he was a tyronelite in prime and hes the most famous human in our entire history
 
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