Top 5 Instagram activities you should NOT be doing as a grown ass man.

[Dr. Mog]

Every single one of these activities either gives women a ick or leaks status.

Spoiler: 5

Having a second private account (spam account) as a grown ass man. Nigga just make one and keep it private. You don’t need another one just to keep your 24 gay homeboy followers in. This is strictly a girlies thing.

Spoiler: 4

Tagging location on posts. As a grown ass man you are supposed to be mysterious. You need not necessarily tag any location at all. Make people wonder a little.

Spoiler: 3

Using Instagram notes feature.

Stupid ass nigga, this is the social media equivalent of hoes writing their manifestations on a pink fridge magnet.

Spoiler: 2

Using any Instagram stickers on stories. This includes the ones like ‘poll’ or heart sticker or whatever the fuck. Fucking teenage shit.

Spoiler: 1

INSTAGRAM INSTANTS. This has to be top 1, what in the Snapchat world is mark Jooberg trynna recreate with some Instagram instants!? Stupid ass feature. My homeboy was lowkey about to share his dick pic and his double chin accidentally not too long ago.

You are allowed to view instants but never share them. Keep your life’s moments private.

 

[V4MPIR3]

using instagram is already pretty gay

 

[kikoperex]

high iq post

 

[chrisangeler]

Every single one of these activities either gives women a ick or leaks status.

Spoiler: 5

Having a second private account (spam account) as a grown ass man. Nigga just make one and keep it private. You don’t need another one just to keep your 24 gay homeboy followers in. This is strictly a girlies thing.

Spoiler: 4

Tagging location on posts. As a grown ass man you are supposed to be mysterious. You need not necessarily tag any location at all. Make people wonder a little.

Spoiler: 3

Using Instagram notes feature.

Stupid ass nigga, this is the social media equivalent of hoes writing their manifestations on a pink fridge magnet.

Spoiler: 2

Using any Instagram stickers on stories. This includes the ones like ‘poll’ or heart sticker or whatever the fuck. Fucking teenage shit.

Spoiler: 1

INSTAGRAM INSTANTS. This has to be top 1, what in the Snapchat world is mark Jooberg trynna recreate with some Instagram instants!? Stupid ass feature. My homeboy was lowkey about to share his dick pic and his double chin accidentally not too long ago.

You are allowed to view instants but never share them. Keep your life’s moments private.

I've used notes for songs that I like

"Fucking teenage shit."you understand that the majority of people on this site and instagram are teens right?

I agree with almost everything stated but it doesn't make sense to criticize teens on an application made for teens

Also you missed 6. If you're a grown man using instagram for anything other than communication or sex, you're a FAGGOT

 

[Dr. Mog]

I've used notes for songs that I like

"Fucking teenage shit."you understand that the majority of people on this site and instagram are teens right?

I agree with almost everything stated but it doesn't make sense to criticize teens on an application made for teens

Also you missed 6. If you're a grown man using instagram for anything other than communication or sex, you're a FAGGOT

Just because something’s a majority today doesn’t mean I can’t make threads for the minority that needs it. The word ‘grown ass man’ has been delineated multiple times in the thread including the title. Moreover there are teens who wanna be treated like a grown ass man so this is the thread.

Sure Instagram can be used for communication and sex. But there’s even a bigger and better reason I use it - to showcase all the people in my circle who doubted me years ago who I am today as long as we are connected they gonna see me rise.

 

[cigcel]

Very based thread

 

[dino125]

damn on my stories i be putting the location

didnt know that was bad

 

[MagicalWaves]

Every single one of these activities either gives women a ick or leaks status.

Spoiler: 5

Having a second private account (spam account) as a grown ass man. Nigga just make one and keep it private. You don’t need another one just to keep your 24 gay homeboy followers in. This is strictly a girlies thing.

Spoiler: 4

Tagging location on posts. As a grown ass man you are supposed to be mysterious. You need not necessarily tag any location at all. Make people wonder a little.

Spoiler: 3

Using Instagram notes feature.

Stupid ass nigga, this is the social media equivalent of hoes writing their manifestations on a pink fridge magnet.

Spoiler: 2

Using any Instagram stickers on stories. This includes the ones like ‘poll’ or heart sticker or whatever the fuck. Fucking teenage shit.

Spoiler: 1

INSTAGRAM INSTANTS. This has to be top 1, what in the Snapchat world is mark Jooberg trynna recreate with some Instagram instants!? Stupid ass feature. My homeboy was lowkey about to share his dick pic and his double chin accidentally not too long ago.

You are allowed to view instants but never share them. Keep your life’s moments private.

i only
use instants to post penis pics lol

 

[dino125]

i only
use instants to post penis pics lol

high t chad

@asdvek got competetion

 

[Seven]

watching reels

 

[edwin getting bette]

I've used notes for songs that I like

"Fucking teenage shit."you understand that the majority of people on this site and instagram are teens right?

I agree with almost everything stated but it doesn't make sense to criticize teens on an application made for teens

Also you missed 6. If you're a grown man using instagram for anything other than communication or sex, you're a FAGGOT

What about sharing art ?

 

[chrisangeler]

What about sharing art ?

depends whether the art is good or not

if it's just because you have a passion for art and want to share it, honestly that's great