Top 5 things better than sex

[chang cypionate]

HM. Singing while drunk
5. First time feeling initial euphoria from stimulants
4. 5 people telling you you look bigger at the gym in a span of two weeks
3. Paycheck hitting your account when you already have a lot of money in that account due to not spending a lot the previous two weeks
2. Getting ioi walking past women who are with their boyfriend/husband
1. Getting 10 iois in a row walking through campus in a span of 2 minutes

 

[bibodude]

ive never had sex, but tbh jerking off is better than all these things, so i dont know how sex wouldnt be

 

[chang cypionate]

@buccalfatremoval @Nectar @TGUN.

 

[chang cypionate]

ive never had sex, but tbh jerking off is better than all these things, so i dont know how sex wouldnt be

Niggas jerked off for the first time or something? If you're a veteran beater like me, the orgasm would be boring compared to the listed events.

 

[TGUN.]

HM. Singing while drunk

Faggot

5. First time feeling initial euphoria from stimulants

Sounds fun

4. 5 people telling you you look bigger at the gym in a span of two weeks

I’ve had this before and I was so happy

3. Paycheck hitting your account when you already have a lot of money in that account due to not spending a lot the previous two weeks

My mum gives me cash

2. Getting ioi walking past women who are with their boyfriend/husband

Happened only once

1. Getting 10 iois in a row walking through campus in a span of 2 minutes

Never happened before

 

[TGUN.]

Reply to my pm faggot

 

[bibodude]

Niggas jerked off for the first time or something? If you're a veteran beater like me, the orgasm would be boring compared to the listed events.

nah ive been jerking for like 10 years now, one of the main reasons i even wake up some days.
idk i just really enjoy it

 

[killuacel]

i think finishing inside a girl raw is unmatched

 

[SoundnVision]

Food
Music
Running
Cold beer after run
Getting massage

 

[chang cypionate]

Food
Music
Running
Cold beer after run
Getting massage

Running?????

Can't be serious

 

[killuacel]

i think finishing inside a girl raw is unmatched

actually I lied

1. binge eating on your favourite foods after eating clean for months AND slaying the night before

 

[greylurker]

i know its grainsludge but i enjoy a peanut butter sandwhich when im hungry

 

[zygosfinalboss]

Nothing better than sex I love a ride of ltbs

 

[Mecha-Man]

Food
Music
Running
Cold beer after run
Getting massage

None of what OP said is better than sex.

This list is much better. Food is genuinely better than sex (when you're very hungry). Music is not as good as sex but very close. Alcohol is better than sex, but I strongly advise people not to drink it.

 

[realshit]

ive never had sex, but tbh jerking off is better than all these things, so i dont know how sex wouldnt be

sex Is overrated

 

[xye]

HM. Singing while drunk
5. First time feeling initial euphoria from stimulants
4. 5 people telling you you look bigger at the gym in a span of two weeks
3. Paycheck hitting your account when you already have a lot of money in that account due to not spending a lot the previous two weeks
2. Getting ioi walking past women who are with their boyfriend/husband
1. Getting 10 iois in a row walking through campus in a span of 2 minutes

Way more than 5

 

[isis_Bleach]

HM. Singing while drunk
5. First time feeling initial euphoria from stimulants
4. 5 people telling you you look bigger at the gym in a span of two weeks
3. Paycheck hitting your account when you already have a lot of money in that account due to not spending a lot the previous two weeks
2. Getting ioi walking past women who are with their boyfriend/husband
1. Getting 10 iois in a row walking through campus in a span of 2 minutes

gook tier thread

 

[realshit]

HM. Singing while drunk
5. First time feeling initial euphoria from stimulants
4. 5 people telling you you look bigger at the gym in a span of two weeks
3. Paycheck hitting your account when you already have a lot of money in that account due to not spending a lot the previous two weeks
2. Getting ioi walking past women who are with their boyfriend/husband
1. Getting 10 iois in a row walking through campus in a span of 2 minutes

I'd rather jerk off than have to do all those conversations and hang outs with girls to get laid btw, sex is overrated it's nothing big in the end if only more stimulated because you're with a girl

 

[chang cypionate]

gook tier thread

Explain why that is pal

 

[isis_Bleach]

Explain why that is pal

only a gook gets this much satisfaction from social approval

 

[chang cypionate]

only a gook gets this much satisfaction from social approval

Sex is approval from the woman

 

[chang cypionate]

@Orion//Blaze is that the actual orion? What the fuck

 

[isis_Bleach]

Sex is approval from the woman

no. It’s physical pleasure. Otherwise rape would not exist.

 

[SoundnVision]

Running?????

Can't be serious

Yeh dude massive dopamine rush

 

[spartan fd]

Ascending to sub 5

 

[Orion//Blaze]

@Orion//Blaze is that the actual orion? What the fuck

It's me, dude.

Why would you think otherwise?
Most users i interacted with forgot about me.

 

[chang cypionate]

It's me, dude.

Why would you think otherwise?
Most users i interacted with forgot about me.

Haven't seen you in a while man

 

[Nectar]

HM. Singing while drunk
5. First time feeling initial euphoria from stimulants
4. 5 people telling you you look bigger at the gym in a span of two weeks
3. Paycheck hitting your account when you already have a lot of money in that account due to not spending a lot the previous two weeks
2. Getting ioi walking past women who are with their boyfriend/husband
1. Getting 10 iois in a row walking through campus in a span of 2 minutes

Cucking others is a good one

 

[Death_Stalker]

HM. Singing while drunk
5. First time feeling initial euphoria from stimulants
4. 5 people telling you you look bigger at the gym in a span of two weeks
3. Paycheck hitting your account when you already have a lot of money in that account due to not spending a lot the previous two weeks
2. Getting ioi walking past women who are with their boyfriend/husband
1. Getting 10 iois in a row walking through campus in a span of 2 minutes

Virgin cope

 

[Death_Stalker]

ive never had sex, but tbh jerking off is better than all these things, so i dont know how sex wouldnt be

 

[mxl4chi1]

2. Getting ioi walking past women who are with their boyfriend/husband
1. Getting 10 iois in a row walking through campus in a span of 2 minutes

the big cock asian transfer student gets this everytime he steps out of the house

 

[TGUN.]

It's me, dude.

Why would you think otherwise?
Most users i interacted with forgot about me.

Hey

 

[rationalguy.xx]

HM. Singing while drunk
5. First time feeling initial euphoria from stimulants
4. 5 people telling you you look bigger at the gym in a span of two weeks
3. Paycheck hitting your account when you already have a lot of money in that account due to not spending a lot the previous two weeks
2. Getting ioi walking past women who are with their boyfriend/husband
1. Getting 10 iois in a row walking through campus in a span of 2 minutes

1. Hitting champ on siege for the first time

 

[Detective]

Sex is overrated for a man. you put most of the effort and you get less pleasure. and its harder to find partner.