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HERE IT IS!! TOP TEN GOOKS!!!
As we all know from @softmaxxed LTN ’s high iq race ranking, GOOKS ARE ABSOLUTELY SUPREME (followed IMMEDIATELY by niggers and poopjeets) AND NOW it is time. TOP TEN GOOKS OF ALL TIME BOYOS!!! Play the background music AND GET SCROLLING!!!!!
AND NO THIS LIST IS NOT ABOUT WHOS THE MOST ATTRACTIVE
HM/10th spot:
YES, this post was typed by YELLOW HANDS!!! YOU’RE VERY WELCOME!!!
9. Alyssa Liu
Honestly wouldn’t be a list without her. She’s fucking incredible. A gem found by @softmaxxed LTN who gave her the PRIVILEGE of being his pfp right before she became public property.
Pros:
-extremely attractive
- @softmaxxed LTN approved pfp
Cons:
-strangely enough NOT HYPERGAMOUS ENOUGH
(SHE FUCKS UGLY JEWS)-too popular
8. Seung-Hui Cho
WHAT a legend. THE vtech shooter. MINUS 33!!!! Fucking incredible honestly. Really just unbelievable. This is a gook worthy of the top ten.
Pros:
-South Korean national (true gook)
-minus 33
Cons:
-Fucking disgustingly ugly
-extremely unpopular (obviously for being a school shooter)
7. Emperor Hirohito
A true hero for gooks all over the world. I can’t WAIT to take my birthright trip to my FAVORITE Japanese city, Seoul.
Pros:
-basically aryan
-member of the greatest gook subspecies
Cons:
-he’s a manlet (height mogged by Douglas MacArthur as he was getting authority cucked)
-borderline deformed (FUCKING DISGUSTING)
6. Haruma Miura
A great GREAT contributor to the supreme race. Another SHITTY day to be a gook in a world where he roped.
Pros:
-chad
-deserves to represent ALL gooks worldwide
Cons:
-roped
5. Whichever gook founded hentai haven
NO IMAGE!
Yeah I have no clue who founded hentai haven but I know for SURE it was a gook. Deserves a top 10 spot.
Pros:
-founded hentai haven
-founded haven again
Cons:
-didn’t found hentai haven earlier
4. @PEENO08
YEAH SORRY NO IMAGE AGAIN
THE GREATEST self loathing gook of all time. Even tho he can’t accept the total GOOK supremacy (which is absolutely the trvth) he definitely deserves a top 10 spot amongst the greats.
Pros:
-A true gook
-Hates gooks but in like a cool way
Cons:
-hates gooks
3. Negative xp
Verified lord of incels (LIKELY A FUTURE SHOOTER!!!
) WE ARE GOING TO BE SEEING THIS IMAGE IN THE NEWS!!!!PROS!!!:
-YOU FUCKING KNOW ALREADY
Cons:
-hasn’t shot any ngas yet
-yea rlly fucking ugly
2. nimaiscool (from TikTok)
Roped but was an extremely funny gook in life. A REAL Asian incel and a hero for the trve supreme race.
Pros:
-the most authentic gook incel ever
Cons:
-nobody knows this nga
-roped
1. Elliot Rodger
HERE HE IS IN ALL HIS GLORY. THE supreme gentleman. Where do I even start? He is the founding father of the modern incel and a true hero for all khhvs.
Pros:
-founding father of the modern incel
-basically Aryan
-scourge of Isla vista
Cons:
-literally zero. He’s fucking perfect.
