Dr. Mog
PhD in moggerology
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1) Doing Valet parking.
As a grown ass male, you should be able to find your own parking spot. If you’ll let another nigga drive your car to a tight parking spot, you might even let him lay you down in bed and have sex with you on your right spot. So tell him you’ll find your own parking spot and know you can’t have my fucking keys. Lock in, fuck nigga.
2) Putting payments on an engagement ring.
If you have the money troubles, you probably shouldn’t be thinking about marriage. You broke a bitch putting 40 dollars down every week when you can barely afford to put 40 dollars in your gas tank. Get your money right before you think about marriage, fuck nigga. I have spoken.
3) Paying and Gooning.
You’re a grown-ass man sitting there with your phone subscribing and paying real currency for some virtually dirty pixels in your hand to pleasure your flesh. Just use Reddit and get done with it goonlord ahh nigga.
And I have an honourable mention for you guys. And that’s getting another man’s autograph. So you a fan as a grown-ass man. How about instead of getting another nigga’s autograph, you become famous and give signatures out yourself? Fanboy lookin chum chum ahh nigga.
@CorinthianLOX @5.5psl @mcmentalonthemic @inversions @Petsmart
As a grown ass male, you should be able to find your own parking spot. If you’ll let another nigga drive your car to a tight parking spot, you might even let him lay you down in bed and have sex with you on your right spot. So tell him you’ll find your own parking spot and know you can’t have my fucking keys. Lock in, fuck nigga.
2) Putting payments on an engagement ring.
If you have the money troubles, you probably shouldn’t be thinking about marriage. You broke a bitch putting 40 dollars down every week when you can barely afford to put 40 dollars in your gas tank. Get your money right before you think about marriage, fuck nigga. I have spoken.
3) Paying and Gooning.
You’re a grown-ass man sitting there with your phone subscribing and paying real currency for some virtually dirty pixels in your hand to pleasure your flesh. Just use Reddit and get done with it goonlord ahh nigga.
And I have an honourable mention for you guys. And that’s getting another man’s autograph. So you a fan as a grown-ass man. How about instead of getting another nigga’s autograph, you become famous and give signatures out yourself? Fanboy lookin chum chum ahh nigga.
@CorinthianLOX @5.5psl @mcmentalonthemic @inversions @Petsmart
