User28823
do not go gentle into that good night
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as many know @topology is a croatian refugee living in the slums of canada with all of the pajeets and pakistanis working his minimum wage job living at home with his parents at the ripe age of 30
but what many of u do not know.. is that topology is in fact a midget
yes, you read that right..
let us examine the evidence provided by the gnome himself:
interesting isn't it?
the door handle is unordinarily high ...
in fact .. THE DOOR HANDLE IS DAMN NEAR HIS NIPPLE LEVEL
so i did my research to discover that a canadian door handle is 36 inches from the ground:
and based on some very basic calculations.. we can conclude that topology stands at approximately 4 FEET TALL
A LITERAL FUCKING MIDGET
you are not even a manlet anymore
you are legally classified as carry-on luggage
JUST.
FUCKING.
LOL.
@Mogs Me @tansel @asdvek @Tyler1
but what many of u do not know.. is that topology is in fact a midget
yes, you read that right..
let us examine the evidence provided by the gnome himself:
interesting isn't it?
the door handle is unordinarily high ...
in fact .. THE DOOR HANDLE IS DAMN NEAR HIS NIPPLE LEVEL
so i did my research to discover that a canadian door handle is 36 inches from the ground:
and based on some very basic calculations.. we can conclude that topology stands at approximately 4 FEET TALL
A LITERAL FUCKING MIDGET
you are not even a manlet anymore
you are legally classified as carry-on luggage
JUST.
FUCKING.
LOL.
@Mogs Me @tansel @asdvek @Tyler1
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might be falling off 