tortoisemaxxing for longevity

[Deleted member 48352]

some tortoises live longer than us they age very slow

so basically my idea is : pretend to be a tortoise , have sex with tortoise then pretend baby tortoises r ur babies , also pretenf to have tortoise parents , act like tortoise with tortoise shell , & basicallt be in physical contact with a tortoise at all times so its exosomes r transferred .

 

[Deleted member 24554]

How bout eating them?

 

[Deleted member 48352]

How bout eating them?

could work , raw young tortoise

 

[Xangsane]

some tortoises live longer than us they age very slow

so basically my idea is : pretend to be a tortoise , have sex with tortoise then pretend baby tortoises r ur babies , also pretenf to have tortoise parents , act like tortoise with tortoise shell , & basicallt be in physical contact with a tortoise at all times so its exosomes r transferred .

Franklin goes suicide bombing in the Caribbean

 

[Xangsane]

could work , raw young tortoise

Don’t do that

 

[Deleted member 24554]

Don’t do that

Elaborate plz

 

[Xangsane]

Elaborate plz

Cute baby tortoise needs pat pat

 

[IAMNOTANINCEL]

Cute baby tortoise needs pat pat

ill pat them with my teeth

 

[Xangsane]

ill pat them with my teeth

no

 

[IAMNOTANINCEL]

tortoises also sit around all day and when they need to move its very slowly

 

[IAMNOTANINCEL]

no

YES

 

[Xangsane]

YES

no
cute baby turtle needs pat pat

 

[IAMNOTANINCEL]

no
cute baby turtle needs pat pat

With teeth

 

[Xangsane]

With teeth

NO

 

[IAMNOTANINCEL]

NO

Chomp chomp

 

[Xangsane]

Chomp chomp

NO