tough choice for yall niggas (poll)

[ascendedd]

You do suicide and are about to be reincarnated. God gives you 2 options.

number one option:
You are reborn as a good looking, prettyboy mogger chad, on level above sean o'bhai,Jordan barrett,gandy or maher.
You are 6'5
You are extremely rich. Millionaire.
You have a big house.
You have unlimited access to women.

but god sets a condition on this option. once you reach age of 60, You will die a really gruesome and cruel death. You will be caught by mexican cartel, they will inject you with drugs so you dont die of shock. they will Flay your skin, burn you with a lighter while you dont have a skin, gouge your eyes out, stab you etc. Just imagine all gruesome things mexican cartel does. All that for just 10 minutes.

Ofcourse, some of yall niggas will be like "i will buy guards or just do suicide", thats not a viable option. Its a deal with god, somehow no matter how many guards you have or whatever you do, you will ALWAYS die at hands of cartel. There is no other way to go around that.



Number two option:
you are reborn as a curry born to curry parents in netherlands or any other nordic country.
You will grow 5'2 at most.
Due to your father's balding genes, you will also become bald at tender age of 16.
You will also become a janitor.

But in exchange, you will die a peaceful death. Maybe in your sleep or any other peaceful way.


Now which option will yall niggas choose? both are equal imo.

 

[Deleted member 21297]

retard low IQ if you pick number two

i pick one

 

[Deleted member 22780]

Dude I’m already living the second option jfl u thought u had something here

 

[ascendedd]

retard low IQ if you pick number two

i pick one

i wouldnt pick one. Those 10 minutes of torture by mexican cartel will last longer than 60 years of being a balding indian janitor imo

 

[ascendedd]

Dude I’m already living the second option jfl u thought u had something here

shutup man, ur just making fun of us incels on the forum while you bang 3 different women everyday

 

[Deleted member 22780]

shutup man, ur just making fun of us incels on the forum while you bang 3 different women everyday

Nigga I wish I was banging 3 chicks I’m manlet dog begging hoes for sex

 

[ascendedd]

Nigga I wish I was banging 3 chicks I’m manlet dog begging hoes for sex

 

[DoctorLooksmax]

People here underestimate just how much higher the maximum potential for human suffering is compared to the maximmum potential for human pleasure

It really is a sad world

Even creampieing 18 year old skinny white girl is only like 1 millionth of the intensity of pleasure compared to the pain the cartel can inflict on you

 

[190cm90kg]

just smoke heroin off foil before 60th birthday. anything they inflict on u will feel just a nuisance

 

[Deleted member 15854]

You do suicide and are about to be reincarnated. God gives you 2 options.

number one option:
You are reborn as a good looking, prettyboy mogger chad, on level above sean o'bhai,Jordan barrett,gandy or maher.
You are 6'5
You are extremely rich. Millionaire.
You have a big house.
You have unlimited access to women.

but god sets a condition on this option. once you reach age of 60, You will die a really gruesome and cruel death. You will be caught by mexican cartel, they will inject you with drugs so you dont die of shock. they will Flay your skin, burn you with a lighter while you dont have a skin, gouge your eyes out, stab you etc. Just imagine all gruesome things mexican cartel does. All that for just 10 minutes.

Ofcourse, some of yall niggas will be like "i will buy guards or just do suicide", thats not a viable option. Its a deal with god, somehow no matter how many guards you have or whatever you do, you will ALWAYS die at hands of cartel. There is no other way to go around that.



Number two option:
you are reborn as a curry born to curry parents in netherlands or any other nordic country.
You will grow 5'2 at most.
Due to your father's balding genes, you will also become bald at tender age of 16.
You will also become a janitor.

But in exchange, you will die a peaceful death. Maybe in your sleep or any other peaceful way.


Now which option will yall niggas choose? both are equal imo.

the long and enduring pain of the second option greatly thwarts the first option

 

[Deleted member 19442]

This is a stupid question. 10 mins of agony is nothing. You should’ve made it a decade of back to back torture by some sadist cel

 

[whiteissuperior]

People here underestimate just how much higher the maximum potential for human suffering is compared to the maximmum potential for human pleasure

It really is a sad world

Even creampieing 18 year old skinny white girl is only like 1 millionth of the intensity of pleasure compared to the pain the cartel can inflict on you

I agree with this, but 10 minutes?

 

[DoctorLooksmax]

I agree with this, but 10 minutes?

its tough tbh- a lifetime of pleasure in exchnage for excrutiating pain and the end

vs a lifetime of just boredom and emptyniness then peace out

I feel like its hard for us to answer cos we dont know first hand just how excrutiating human torture can be- but im fairly confident it outweighs the pleasure of fucking hot girls raw or even hard drugs by several orders magnitude

 

[whiteissuperior]

its tough tbh- a lifetime of pleasure in exchnage for excrutiating pain and the end

vs a lifetime of just boredom and emptyniness then peace out

I feel like its hard for us to answer cos we dont know first hand just how excrutiating human torture can be- but im fairly confident it outweighs the pleasure of fucking hot girls raw or even hard drugs by several orders magnitude

I agree, but 10 minutes tho

 

[ascendedd]

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[Deleted member 30461]

Bhai you made this thread knowing damn well no one is picking the second option